If there was one thingKate Beckinsalecould change about herself it would be her boobs. She wants a bigger chest! She said she would love to be Queen Latifah for a day so she could run up and down the stairs and feel what it is like to have boobs that bounce.
The boys of "Entourage"are coming back on Sunday. I wonder if Ari will still be Vince's manager, one thing is for sure I can't wait to find out!
Lauren Conradand Jason Wahler allegedly made a sex tape. The word has been leaked to the tabloids that there maybe a candid tape of Lauren and her ex boyfriend Jason. She blatently denies the rumor and says they never made a tape. Jason says he maybe thinking about selling it before he goes to the slammer. I guess we will see who is telling the truth soon enough.
It is time to hit the theaters. Three new releases are coming out this weekend and there is something for everyone. "Grindhouse" will probably be the favorite this weekend because it is directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. "The Reaping" is a biblical thriller about a small town being cursed by the 10 biblical plagues, and "Are We Done Yet," the family comedy with Ice Cube and Nia Long about a newlywed couple who take their kids to the suburbs for a better life. When they get there they realize the house they bought needs a little sprucing up. There is something for everyone, It is a great weekend to hit the movies.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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