Ingredients:
1/4 of an onion
2 teaspoons of goat cheese
1/4 cup of mozzarella cheese
4-5 leaves of basil
3 tablespoons of olive oil
1 teaspoon crushed red pepper (optional)
1 loaf French or Italian bread
salt and pepper to taste
Ingredients:
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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