Break room blabber

Jessica Biel is being named the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The girl who became famous for being the crazy tomboy basketball player who could not keep a boyfriend on "7th Heaven" is now plastered on the cover of every magazine and could probably get any guy she wants. Many men are in love with her and every girl wants her body, even Julian Moore is envious of her and says her body looks like it was carved out of marble. I wonder what she is eating in order to maintain her hot body, I think she should reveal all of her secrets but only to me!





If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her. "The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.


Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.






Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!


Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!

Break room blabber

Eddie knew about he baby and knew it was planned "allegedly" know he is trying to deny the fact that he had anything to do with the Mel B's daughter and is refusing to take a paternity test. Murphy was the one who asked for the test and now does not want to take it, it is all very confusing does he know he is the baby's daddy or not!






The two "Idol" favorites are gone! Chris Richardson and Phil Stacey are history. What happened America, we needed another Justin look alike to be our new Idol, I can't believe that America voted off these two guys and kept Blake Lewis because of one performance. Come on!




Oh my god!!! This is heartbreaking news for me, my favorite show on television is coming to an end. "Gilmore Girls" has been cancelled. How can the CW do this to all of their viewers! It was one of the most popular shows on their network and now they are getting rid of it. What are we going to do on Tuesday nights? No one had the charisma and talking style like Lorelai and Rory did. I can't imagine having no more Stars Hollow, Luke's Diner, Miss Patty's or the infamous town meetings. Tuesday night's will never be the same!


Is Paris really going to jail? It was reported that the famous socialite may have to spend 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended license twice. She might really be going to jail and as part of her probation she will not be aloud to consume any alcohol for 90 days. Poor Paris what is she going to do without the paparazzi following her every move!

Break room blabber

Last week there was breaking news that even CNN reported on. Rosie O'Donnell is leaving "The View" she claims she only wanted to stay for another year but ABC wanted her for three more years, the network just could not come to an agreement with Rosie. Rosie is leaving the show at the end of this year and everyone is wondering who she will be tormenting next. Rosie refuses to talk about any of her future plans but that could be because she might not have any. Rosie taints everything she works on, she caused a lot of problems on "The View" and created some kind of saga during almost all of her public appearances, who could forget about her feud with Donald Trump! Hopefully Rosie will find her next project soon and it will be something that will survive all of her random comments.


Rosie is leaving "The View"


Speaking of "The View" Elisabeth Hasselbeck has announced that she and husband Tim Hasselbeck are expecting their second child. Elisabeth said she needed to find a way to replace Rosie so her and her football player husband got busy and created a new little co-host.





Did Lauren find a new guy to rub in Brody's face? Justin Timberlake look alike Chris Richardson has been seen partying at all the LA hot spots with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad. The two have been seen at Parc and at one of LC's favorite spots Les Deux. Conrad has recently broken up with Brody Jenner and this might be her way to get back at him. Brody is a fixture at Les Deux so when LC walks in with Richardson it will definitely give people some thing to talk about. They should have Sanjaya following them around so he could belt out the tune that got him kicked off of "Idol" on demand behind the new "couple."



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Britney may have found a new love while she was in rehab, she has recently been seen out at many of the LA hot spots with fellow rehab friend Howie Day. Britney, Britney Britney... good luck with your new "relationship" I am sure by the time your anniversary rolls around you will both be back in rehab, at least you can celebrate where the budding romance began.









Life on the D-List just gets better and better for comedian Kathy Griffin, she is always complaining about being stuck as a D-list celebrity and even created a TV show for Bravo about it. Poor Kathy just can't get a break, when she was in London she got a nice taste of the English pavement.

Daily recap

• My version of cold apple pie is the perfect morning snack!

• Will Sanjaya make it through the results showon tonight's "American Idol?" Tune in to FOX tonight at 9:00 to find out.

• Sometimes you want a light ant healthy lunch, my recipe for a warm pasta saladwill leave you satisfied and ready for the rest of your day. I hope you try it and enjoy it!

• What do you do when it is laundry day? Try to hide from your friends of course! It may be a little embarrasing but when you walk down stairs in a clean bath robe it is a lot better than your friends seeing you in old sweats and stained sweatshirts.

• Simon gets in trouble again, but this time it was not intentional. He claims he was not rolling his eyes at Chris Richardson for giving a shout out to his friends at Virginia Tech, he was just rolling his eyes at Chris' performance.

Simon in trouble again

Simon Cowell is getting a lot of flack from all of the tabloid magazines today because of last nights episode of "American Idol." Apparently the not so friendly judge rolled his eyes at the end of Chris Richardson's performance, Chris sent a shout out to all of his friends at Virginia Tech and told them to stay strong. The pictures taken in every article today has Simon rolling his eyes at Chris' comment. Simon says he was not rolling his eyes at Chris' heartfelt concern for his friends, he was rolling his eyes when Chris said his performance was meant to be nasal.