Break room blabber

Jessica Biel is being named the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The girl who became famous for being the crazy tomboy basketball player who could not keep a boyfriend on "7th Heaven" is now plastered on the cover of every magazine and could probably get any guy she wants. Many men are in love with her and every girl wants her body, even Julian Moore is envious of her and says her body looks like it was carved out of marble. I wonder what she is eating in order to maintain her hot body, I think she should reveal all of her secrets but only to me!





If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her. "The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.


Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.






Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!


Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!

Break room blabber

Last week there was breaking news that even CNN reported on. Rosie O'Donnell is leaving "The View" she claims she only wanted to stay for another year but ABC wanted her for three more years, the network just could not come to an agreement with Rosie. Rosie is leaving the show at the end of this year and everyone is wondering who she will be tormenting next. Rosie refuses to talk about any of her future plans but that could be because she might not have any. Rosie taints everything she works on, she caused a lot of problems on "The View" and created some kind of saga during almost all of her public appearances, who could forget about her feud with Donald Trump! Hopefully Rosie will find her next project soon and it will be something that will survive all of her random comments.


Rosie is leaving "The View"


Speaking of "The View" Elisabeth Hasselbeck has announced that she and husband Tim Hasselbeck are expecting their second child. Elisabeth said she needed to find a way to replace Rosie so her and her football player husband got busy and created a new little co-host.





Did Lauren find a new guy to rub in Brody's face? Justin Timberlake look alike Chris Richardson has been seen partying at all the LA hot spots with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad. The two have been seen at Parc and at one of LC's favorite spots Les Deux. Conrad has recently broken up with Brody Jenner and this might be her way to get back at him. Brody is a fixture at Les Deux so when LC walks in with Richardson it will definitely give people some thing to talk about. They should have Sanjaya following them around so he could belt out the tune that got him kicked off of "Idol" on demand behind the new "couple."



Just in case you missed it.


Britney may have found a new love while she was in rehab, she has recently been seen out at many of the LA hot spots with fellow rehab friend Howie Day. Britney, Britney Britney... good luck with your new "relationship" I am sure by the time your anniversary rolls around you will both be back in rehab, at least you can celebrate where the budding romance began.









Life on the D-List just gets better and better for comedian Kathy Griffin, she is always complaining about being stuck as a D-list celebrity and even created a TV show for Bravo about it. Poor Kathy just can't get a break, when she was in London she got a nice taste of the English pavement.

Three versions of the O.C.

The O.C. was one of the greatest shows on television! Seth, Ryan, Summer, and Marissa gave us a lot of drama to deal with every week. It was a reminder of what being in high school was like; the only difference was we did not have the sanctuary of a lavish Orange County home to relax in. Seth finally got the girl he was obsessed with (Summer.) Ryan and Marissa finally got together, unfortunately she was drinking and contemplating suicide. You maybe thinking where were the parents? Lets just say they had a lot of their own drama going on. For all of you who were fans of "The O.C." know exactly what I am talking about. I am trying to contemplate how real the lives of these families were depicted. We have two other shows that have recently come out to compare the fictional version of “The O.C.” to. "Laguna Beach the Real Orange County" and "Real Housewives of Orange County." are the perfect comparisons for living a lavish life style. “Laguna Beach” showed the lives of rich kids living off of their parent’s money. Kids were partying and living the Orange County lifestyle. Stars of the hit reality show Lauren Conrad, Jason Wahler, and Stephen Colletti lived the lifestyle that every young high school kid dreamed of. Lauren moved on to become a young fahionista at Vogue, and is a popular fixture in every tabloid and newspaper for being on another MTV reality show "The Hills." Lauren dated Jason Wahler and Brody Jenner, and is a fixture in the Hollywood party scene. Wahler went in the opposite direction and has been arrested four times in the past nine months, and apparently has a death wish for playing Russian roulette with his pal Jay 211. Stephen has hosted a few episodes of TRL and is currently canoodling with "Heroes" star Hayden Panattiere. There are good and bad sides of being a young kid from Orange County. Lets not forget the "Real Housewives" this reality show gives us an inside look at the rich and fabulous housewives who claim their status behind the gates. Joe, Jeana, Vicki, and Lauri have had their problems but they still live the lifestyle that many women would love to have. We have all watched Vicki be the domineering mother and wife, Jo having her life paid for by her ”fiancé” Slade Smiley, Jeana having marital problems but pushing her son Shane to become a pro baseball player so he could follow in his father's footsteps, and Lauri dealing with her son Josh being in juvenile hall. These are real women dealing with family issues that let you view the reality of what happens in Orange County. These are three outlooks on being in a wealthy family, but you have to think to yourself, other than the huge homes and the drama that happens either behind the gates or behind the walls of Orange County, would you want to live this lifestyle?

While you were wishing Monday morning would never come....

Spider man better rake in the dough. The production of Spider Man 3 costs nearly $350 million and is the most expensive film ever made3. Tobey Maguire and Kirsten Dunst better be worth all of this money, the film opens May 4 check it out to see if it looks like a $350 million film.

Spider Man 3





Tommy Lee is trying to steal Kid Rocks girlfriend, I guess it makes sense Kid did it to Tommy so now Tommy wants revenge. Kid Rocks girlfriend May Andersen attended a party at Tao Beach Club in Las Vegas, Tommy Lee was at the same party and was eyeing he all night so he decided to send people from his entourage over to her and invited her to sit at his table. May declined the invitation and spent the whole night talking to Heidi Klum and Karolina Kurkova. Tommy Lee must have been so embarrassed,d Andersen rejected him but to add insult to injury she shot him down in front of Super Model Heidi Klum.

Friday night was young reality star paradise at Les Deux. "real-ebrities" were overflowing at a party Friday night, many young MTV reality stars hit the dance floor; Lauren Conrad, Brody Jenner, Stephen Colletti, Hayden Panattieri, and Jesse McCartney were just a few of the young stars that showed up. Lauren was trying to make ex boy friend Brody jealous and was seen grinding up on some huge muscle man, She was just trying to make him jealous and knew exactly how to do that. Stephen Colletti and Hayden Panettiere were in a corner making out and Jesse McCartney made out with some one who could looked like she could be his twin sister. Friday night was like reality stars gone wild, but I don't understand how all these kids make it into the tabloids for going to bars and clubs when many of them are not 21 yet!

Jaime Pressly wants a kid but she does not want all the weight that comes with being pregnant. Jaime says her body is shocking to her and she can't believe how huge she has gotten, things are popping out all over the place and it is freaking her out because she has never had huge boobs or saddle bags like most of us do.


Sanjaya made it to the white house! Getting kicked off "American Idol" turned out to be a good experience for Sanjaya, if he did not get kicked last weeks show he would have never been able to attend the White House Sorrespondents' dinner and hang with celebs like Terri Hatcher and Petra Nemcova.

Dude of the day

Today's dude of the day has to be "The Hills" star/enemy Spencer Pratt. He finally broke up "Hills" stars and best friends Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Spencer got his way and now that there is an alleged sex tape leaked of Lauren and her ex Jason Wahler he gets more ammunition to say that Lauren is not a nice girl and Heidi should not be friends with her. Spencer won, but lets see how it all turns out on the next season of "The Hills."

While it finally stopped raining...

Lindsay Lohan thinks she is everyone's protector. She seems to think that when her friends and family are close to her everything will be fine but once they leave their whole world will fall apart. Lindsay seems to think she is their guardian angel but one by one she will probably drive her friends into rehab.

The stories about Paris get stupider everyday. People are obsessed with her and I guess to a point I am as well otherwise I would stop writing about her. Today's story is about Paris' laundry, ebay is putting the socialites laundry basket up for sale. Why would you want to buy Paris' laundry basket? Maybe the lucky winner will give it a sniff every morning to see what Paris' dirty clothes used to smell like.


Kristin Cavallari found a way to make money for her 21st birthday party. She is working with different club owners to cover the rights of her party. She will have photographers there that she knows and trusts instead of random photographers trying to get a candid shot of her in full party mode. No offense to her but I really don't think people care enough to know what her 21st birthday was like. If she still had her own show like Lauren Conrad does it might be a little more interesting.

Will Ferrell explains the popular video that was put up on funnyordie.com. The video showed Will being reamed out by his Drunk foul mouthed landlord who is only 2-years old.





Jennifer Aniston is dating again. After breaking up with Vince Vaughn she dreaded getting back into the dating scene. After watching Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying to adopt one child from every country in the world she might have realized she needs to start dating again. Brad is definitely out of the picture and Vince does not seem to be coming back. Maybe she should start dating girls, after all she did have a little practice making out with one.

Something to think about over lunch

Larry vs. Howard who do you think should have custody of Daniellynn? Larry Birkhead won the case but he still might not be able to get custody of his own daughter. Who do you think would make a better father?

Larry is the father!


Did Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler really make a sex tape or is it Jason's way of getting some more publicity other than the fact that he has been arrested four times in nine months?

Jason gets arrested again!

Jason Wahler was arrested this past weekend for fighting a man in the lobby of the Waterfront Marriott in Washington. This will be the fourth time in nine months that the "Laguna Beach" star got in trouble. Wahler was pounding on the guy, but when the cops came he managed to run away. Stupidly enough he came back to the hotel and passed out in the hallway of the third floor. The cops said he was severely intoxicated and was very rude and demeaning to the officer. Wahler is supposed to serve 60 days for a previous arrests. He has to turn himself in before May 4. While Lauren Conrad is trying to be the good girl she was portrayed as on the show Jason is proving to the world that he truly is the a**hole bad boy that he tried to be.

Daily Recap

• If there was one thing Kate Beckinsalecould change about herself it would be her boobs. She wants a bigger chest! She said she would love to be Queen Latifah for a day so she could run up and down the stairs and feel what it is like to have boobs that bounce.

• The boys of "Entourage" are coming back on Sunday. I wonder if Ari will still be Vince's manager, one thing is for sure I can't wait to find out!

• Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler allegedly made a sex tape. The word has been leaked to the tabloids that there maybe a candid tape of Lauren and her ex boyfriend Jason. She blatently denies the rumor and says they never made a tape. Jason says he maybe thinking about selling it before he goes to the slammer. I guess we will see who is telling the truth soon enough.

• It is time to hit the theaters. Three new releases are coming out this weekend and there is something for everyone. "Grindhouse" will probably be the favorite this weekend because it is directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. "The Reaping" is a biblical thriller about a small town being cursed by the 10 biblical plagues, and "Are We Done Yet," the family comedy with Ice Cube and Nia Long about a newlywed couple who take their kids to the suburbs for a better life. When they get there they realize the house they bought needs a little sprucing up. There is something for everyone, It is a great weekend to hit the movies.
  

Lauren may be the new Paris

People might be able to see more of Lauren than they had bargained for. Allegedly "The Hills" Star Lauren Conrad may have made a sex tape with ex boyfriend Jason Wahler. She says there is not tape, but others are saying that Wahler, who is on his way to jail for getting in a fight, wanted to sell the tape before he goes to the slammer. Lauren swears there is no tape and said she made a horrible decision for going out with a guy like him.

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• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are going strong, they have tried to stay out of the spotlight for a while but now they have no shame in showing their affection. They have been spotted at some Hollywood hot spots fully enjoying each other's company.

• Adam Sandler decided to go back to doing comedy. After his serious role in "Reign Over Me" he decided to star in a Walt Disney Picture titled "Bedtime Stories."

• A star from the MTV hit reality show "The Hills" has a lot more to love. The infamous Heidi, who somewhat lost her best friend Lauren Conrad, has had a breast implant. Heidi's boyfriend (Spencer) who broke up the best friend bond must be happy to have more of Heidi to hold on to.

• Bernie Mac is transforming his big screen hit "Guess Who" to the small screen. He is set to remake his hit movie into a television show for NBC which is called "Welcome to the Family."

• Joel is a gentleman, at least his girlfriends should think so. His ex Hilary Duff and his current girl Nicole Richie should be very happy to know that they won't get slammed by the Good Charlotte front man. Joel does not like to discuss his private relationships with the public. It is nice to know that there are still some good guys out there.

Heidi gets bigger

Spencer has more of Heidi to love. It was reported that Heidi got breast implants after the season finale of "The Hills." She said she always wanted to do it, and did not want to make a big deal out of it. She has been in a layout for Stuff magazine, and is trying her hand as a singer. She is going to be photographed a lot and wanted to feel better about herself. She was not everyone's biggest fan on the show because of the way she treated her best friend Lauren. They were best friends but there was a lot of friction between them because of Heidi's relationship with Spencer Pratt. Heidi ended up moving in with Spencer and left Lauren behind. They are no longer friends, but in LA you never know what can happen.

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Eva is ready to get married! I wonder who will buy the pics for her wedding to Tony Parker in Paris. I am betting it will either go to UsWeekly or People magazine.

Mandy Moore is coming back She is releasing her new album "Wild Hope" on May 8th. After two breaks one of her foot and the other from DJ AM, this could be her lucky streak. I I hope she has success with her new album!

All of the drama that has surrounded Heather Mills from her recent divorce from Paul McCartney may be working in her favor. She has been receiving a lot of support from her fans for her performance on "Dancing With The Stars." It just shows eventually it might pay to be a bitch for trying to get money from your ex.

There will always be drama between best friends but on the season finale of "The Hills" it is the end all of a long lasting relationship. Heidi and Lauren are done and Spencer won!

Drama in "The Hills"

For everyone that has been watching the hit reality show "The Hills" we all know about the drama between Spencer, Heidi, and Lauren. Last night on the season finale of the hit MTV reality show Heidi moved out with her boyfriend Spencer much to Lauren's dismay. This past season has been about all the problems Spencer has caused between his girlfriend and her friends Lauren and Audrina. Last night at the MTV live after party for "The Hills" Heidi was a no show. She decided to stay home with Spencer who was not invited to the party. Spencer has accomplished his goal and has split up his girlfriend with her long time best friend Lauren. It was somewhat inevitable that it would happen, and it finally did. On the live after party show Lauren was asked about her relationship with Heidi and said that they were no longer friends. I guess even with celebrities there is still a lot of drama between best friends. Maybe she should talk to Paris and Nicole to see how the situation could be resolved. At least Lauren has Brody Jenner to fall back on!

Brody Jenner tries to get a date

One of the hottest bachelors in Hollywood is looking to UsWeekly to get him a date? Brody Jenner truly is one of the hottest playboy bachelors in Hollywood. He has gone out with the likes of Kristen Cavallari and Lauren Conrad who were both rivals on the hit MTV reality show "Laguna Beach." Lauren is also starring in another MTV reality show "The Hills", in the shows second season she is dating Brody Jenner and he is in nearly every episode. I don't understand why this guy is doing a video diary through USweekly.com to get a date. I am sure it is a publicity thing but come on! If you are that hot and are/were dating "one of the hottest girls on reality television," what are you thinking?