Break room blabber

Jessica Biel is being named the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The girl who became famous for being the crazy tomboy basketball player who could not keep a boyfriend on "7th Heaven" is now plastered on the cover of every magazine and could probably get any guy she wants. Many men are in love with her and every girl wants her body, even Julian Moore is envious of her and says her body looks like it was carved out of marble. I wonder what she is eating in order to maintain her hot body, I think she should reveal all of her secrets but only to me!





If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her. "The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.


Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.






Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!


Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!

While you were wondering what happened to the rain....

Boxers or briefs? Anderson Cooper takes precautions everywhere he goes even when he is at the gym. Anderson regularly works out at Equinox gym in the Time Warner Center and is constantly recognized and greeted by his fans, he knows it is easy for people to sneak pictures of him with their camera phones and is a little nervous that some guy is going to be sneaky enough to take of a picture of him in the shower so his solution is to take a shower in his underwear. It might attract more attention to him but husbands and boyfriends can show their ladies what Anderson really wears under his Prada suits.


Stevie Nicks is giving out words of wisdom for young party pop stars Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. Stevie Nicks has some experience with the party scene, when she was at her prime with Fleetwood Mac she was getting coked up and drunk all of the time. As Stevie looks back on her career she regrets the choices she made, Nicks thinks if she did not party as much she could have had a better career and would have been able to put out a few more great albums. Stevie is worried that Britney and Lindsay are going to regret their decisions later, the young stars are a fixture in the Hollywood party scene and don't always "behave." Stevie Nicks is trying to warn the two young women to slow down and take a look at what they are doing so they can fix their problems before it is too late.


Adam Brody and Benjamin McKenzie are reliving the characters they played on the O.C. As we all know Brody played the dorky yet adorable Seth Cohen and McKenzie played the bad ass boy from Chino Ryan Atwood. Ryan would alway get in trouble and Seth would be by his side just standing there with no idea what to do. Last night Adam and Benjamin went partying at NYC hot spot Tenjune then headed over to Gold Bar, when the bar started to close three guys got into a fight and bum rushed the door, there is no word if Adam and Ben were involved in the fight but like their characters on the O.C. trouble seems to follow them.


Tom thinks Katie should be a better mom, or at least he is hinting that she could use a little help. Tom Cruise wants his wife Katie Holmes to take "Mommy Lessons" at their Scientology Center. Katie was very offended by this and does not really want to go. She is a young mom she has the right to make a few mistakes and learn from them, I don't think she needs to take Scientology lessons. Katie has no life, Tom decides everything for her and she has to be careful of what she says to their friends because they are all Scientologist's who respect Tom and his way of thinking. Katie's only outside source of comfort is her new gal pal Victoria Beckham, they have been seen around LA shopping and chatting, she is Katie's only outlet and needs her support more than ever.

The pictures are in! "The Hiils" star Heidi Montag got breast implants and rhinoplasty surgery about three weeks ago, now the reality star is out and ready to show off her new look. She hit Malibu Beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt to reveal her new look. She seems to be looking nice and perky but maybe a little too cold, check out the pictures and you will see what I mean.

Dude of the day

Today's dude of the day has to be "The Hills" star/enemy Spencer Pratt. He finally broke up "Hills" stars and best friends Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Spencer got his way and now that there is an alleged sex tape leaked of Lauren and her ex Jason Wahler he gets more ammunition to say that Lauren is not a nice girl and Heidi should not be friends with her. Spencer won, but lets see how it all turns out on the next season of "The Hills."