Showing posts with label heidi montag. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heidi montag. Show all posts

Friday, May 4, 2007

Break room blabber


Jessica Biel is being named the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The girl who became famous for being the crazy tomboy basketball player who could not keep a boyfriend on "7th Heaven" is now plastered on the cover of every magazine and could probably get any guy she wants. Many men are in love with her and every girl wants her body, even Julian Moore is envious of her and says her body looks like it was carved out of marble. I wonder what she is eating in order to maintain her hot body, I think she should reveal all of her secrets but only to me!





If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her. "The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.


Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.






Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!


Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Dude of the day

Today's dude of the day has to be "The Hills" star/enemy Spencer Pratt. He finally broke up "Hills" stars and best friends Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Spencer got his way and now that there is an alleged sex tape leaked of Lauren and her ex Jason Wahler he gets more ammunition to say that Lauren is not a nice girl and Heidi should not be friends with her. Spencer won, but lets see how it all turns out on the next season of "The Hills."

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Heidi got bigger!

Heidi 's boobs have gotten bigger. It is confirmed that "The Hills" star Heidi Montag got breast implanets. She went in for two procedures at once. Breast implants and Rhinoplasty surgeries all in one! How does a tiny body take that many needles, I hope Spencer was by her side.