Jessica Biel is being named the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The girl who became famous for being the crazy tomboy basketball player who could not keep a boyfriend on "7th Heaven" is now plastered on the cover of every magazine and could probably get any guy she wants. Many men are in love with her and every girl wants her body, even Julian Moore is envious of her and says her body looks like it was carved out of marble. I wonder what she is eating in order to maintain her hot body, I think she should reveal all of her secrets but only to me!
If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her.
"The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.
Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.
Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!
Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!
Why are these celebrities so stupid! I think they should open up a new bar in Hollywood called the slammer it seems to be the popular hot spot at the moment. George Michael was busted for driving under the influence of drugs and was caught sleeping on his steering wheel at a traffic light. I am sure Paris, Eve, and George will find a way to pass the time, they should all ask to be put in the same jail after a few days they will all drive each other crazy and won't ever want to be put in that situation again.
Waiting in line does not work for Kirsten Dunst. She went to brunch with her boyfriend Johnny Borrell at Cafe Sabarsky in the Neue Gallery and cut right past a line for a table because the management staff spotted her and let her in. People in line were extremely angry that the Spider Man 3 star would fly right past them and should have known better. The manager said the only reason Kirsten got in was because she had place a reservation and people that have reservations don't have to wait. If she cut through the line good for her, If I was a celebrity I would never want to wait on line either, if you are going to have the perks of being a celebrity you might as well enjoy them.
Penelope used Josh for a little tryst in Turks and Caicos then came home and found a new man. Penelope has been getting comfortable with rocker Lenny Kravitz, she "celebrated" at his apartment after her birthday party and has been postponing fashion shoots for a European line called Mango in order to follow Lenny on tour. Is this spring fever or could it be true love? Either way who would think she would go from Matthew McConaughey to Lenny Kravitz they are definitely a random couple.
Meadow says her fans should get their money back for a CD she put out in 2001. Jamie Lynn Siegler put out an album and she knew it stunk but did it anyway, after a while she felt really guilty and said she would reimburse her fans for buying "Here to Heaven." Jamie said people were trying to profit from the success of "The Sopranos" and she followed the pack, she was not proud of it and wants to pay her fans back now.
