Break room blabber

Jessica Biel is being named the "Sexiest Woman Alive." The girl who became famous for being the crazy tomboy basketball player who could not keep a boyfriend on "7th Heaven" is now plastered on the cover of every magazine and could probably get any guy she wants. Many men are in love with her and every girl wants her body, even Julian Moore is envious of her and says her body looks like it was carved out of marble. I wonder what she is eating in order to maintain her hot body, I think she should reveal all of her secrets but only to me!





If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her. "The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.


Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.






Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!


Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!

Dude of the day

Today's dude of the day has to be "The Hills" star/enemy Spencer Pratt. He finally broke up "Hills" stars and best friends Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Spencer got his way and now that there is an alleged sex tape leaked of Lauren and her ex Jason Wahler he gets more ammunition to say that Lauren is not a nice girl and Heidi should not be friends with her. Spencer won, but lets see how it all turns out on the next season of "The Hills."

Daily Recap

• Reese and Jake are the new young Hollywood couple. I wonder what Ryan and Kirsten will think!

• What is going on with "American Idol"all of the good singers are leaving and all of the pretty people who can not sing are staying! I don't get it.

• Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have become friends, who knew that would happen! Aftet all of the teenage drama with Aaron Carter they found their way past it. The question is where is Aaron?

• J Lo loves her food, she never wants to be to skinny. After all her ass is part of her allure.

• Heidi got a boob job, I am sure Spencer is happy! For all of the fans of "The Hills" are you really surprised?

Heidi gets bigger

Spencer has more of Heidi to love. It was reported that Heidi got breast implants after the season finale of "The Hills." She said she always wanted to do it, and did not want to make a big deal out of it. She has been in a layout for Stuff magazine, and is trying her hand as a singer. She is going to be photographed a lot and wanted to feel better about herself. She was not everyone's biggest fan on the show because of the way she treated her best friend Lauren. They were best friends but there was a lot of friction between them because of Heidi's relationship with Spencer Pratt. Heidi ended up moving in with Spencer and left Lauren behind. They are no longer friends, but in LA you never know what can happen.

Daily Recap

Eva is ready to get married! I wonder who will buy the pics for her wedding to Tony Parker in Paris. I am betting it will either go to UsWeekly or People magazine.

Mandy Moore is coming back She is releasing her new album "Wild Hope" on May 8th. After two breaks one of her foot and the other from DJ AM, this could be her lucky streak. I I hope she has success with her new album!

All of the drama that has surrounded Heather Mills from her recent divorce from Paul McCartney may be working in her favor. She has been receiving a lot of support from her fans for her performance on "Dancing With The Stars." It just shows eventually it might pay to be a bitch for trying to get money from your ex.

There will always be drama between best friends but on the season finale of "The Hills" it is the end all of a long lasting relationship. Heidi and Lauren are done and Spencer won!

Drama in "The Hills"

For everyone that has been watching the hit reality show "The Hills" we all know about the drama between Spencer, Heidi, and Lauren. Last night on the season finale of the hit MTV reality show Heidi moved out with her boyfriend Spencer much to Lauren's dismay. This past season has been about all the problems Spencer has caused between his girlfriend and her friends Lauren and Audrina. Last night at the MTV live after party for "The Hills" Heidi was a no show. She decided to stay home with Spencer who was not invited to the party. Spencer has accomplished his goal and has split up his girlfriend with her long time best friend Lauren. It was somewhat inevitable that it would happen, and it finally did. On the live after party show Lauren was asked about her relationship with Heidi and said that they were no longer friends. I guess even with celebrities there is still a lot of drama between best friends. Maybe she should talk to Paris and Nicole to see how the situation could be resolved. At least Lauren has Brody Jenner to fall back on!

Brody Jenner tries to get a date

One of the hottest bachelors in Hollywood is looking to UsWeekly to get him a date? Brody Jenner truly is one of the hottest playboy bachelors in Hollywood. He has gone out with the likes of Kristen Cavallari and Lauren Conrad who were both rivals on the hit MTV reality show "Laguna Beach." Lauren is also starring in another MTV reality show "The Hills", in the shows second season she is dating Brody Jenner and he is in nearly every episode. I don't understand why this guy is doing a video diary through USweekly.com to get a date. I am sure it is a publicity thing but come on! If you are that hot and are/were dating "one of the hottest girls on reality television," what are you thinking?