While it finally stopped raining...

Lindsay Lohan thinks she is everyone's protector. She seems to think that when her friends and family are close to her everything will be fine but once they leave their whole world will fall apart. Lindsay seems to think she is their guardian angel but one by one she will probably drive her friends into rehab.

The stories about Paris get stupider everyday. People are obsessed with her and I guess to a point I am as well otherwise I would stop writing about her. Today's story is about Paris' laundry, ebay is putting the socialites laundry basket up for sale. Why would you want to buy Paris' laundry basket? Maybe the lucky winner will give it a sniff every morning to see what Paris' dirty clothes used to smell like.


Kristin Cavallari found a way to make money for her 21st birthday party. She is working with different club owners to cover the rights of her party. She will have photographers there that she knows and trusts instead of random photographers trying to get a candid shot of her in full party mode. No offense to her but I really don't think people care enough to know what her 21st birthday was like. If she still had her own show like Lauren Conrad does it might be a little more interesting.

Will Ferrell explains the popular video that was put up on funnyordie.com. The video showed Will being reamed out by his Drunk foul mouthed landlord who is only 2-years old.





Jennifer Aniston is dating again. After breaking up with Vince Vaughn she dreaded getting back into the dating scene. After watching Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying to adopt one child from every country in the world she might have realized she needs to start dating again. Brad is definitely out of the picture and Vince does not seem to be coming back. Maybe she should start dating girls, after all she did have a little practice making out with one.

Daily Recap

• Peanut Butter and Jelly is a great morning snack. It will revive you and get you over the slump after your caffeine buzz from your morning coffee wears off. It will give you energy and if you skipped breakfast the peanut butter will give you all the protein you missed from your morning eggs or oatmeal.

• Pita Pizza is a healthier and lighter version of the traditional cheesy slice. It is a way to be creative and use your imagine to make whatever you are craving. The toppings could range anywhere from cheese and tomato to apple and gorgonzola cheese. The pita can be used as a dessert shell as well, spread some butter on it then sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar, bake until golden brown then top with your favorite sweet treats. As I said the options are endless and it gives you a chance to play with your food like you were a little kid.

• Will Ferrell fights with his "drunk" landlord!

• If you are going to burn something popcorn and tater tots are the worst things to burn. I had a craving today and decided to make some tater tots, it is a very random food to crave but when you really want something you just have to have it. I got distracted and forgot about them until I smelled them burning. The whole kitchen got a little smoky and of course the whole house started to smell like burnt popcorn. It is the hardest smell in the world to get rid of. I tried opening the doors, spraying air freshener, and lighting candles but nothing seemed to work. Finally I tried Febreeze, thank god it worked now instead of burnt popcorn the whole house smells like laundry.

• Heather Mills and Sanjaya are my picks for dude and dudette of the day. Heather gave everyone the show they have been waiting for on last nights "Dancing With the Stars," and Sanjaya has America waiting in anticipation to see what his hair will look like on tonights "American Idol."

• A retired Couple from Queens finally made it to Arizona. The elderly couple took a cab from New York to Arizona just so their precious cat's would not have to sit in an airplane hanger for a few hours. I am sure a long and probably smelly cab ride seemed like a much better option.

Will Ferrell vs. the "landlord"

Will Ferrell fights with his landlord but it may not be what you think. Check out the video below of Will fighting with his "drunk" landlord.

Meredith hits the ice

Meredith Vieira went to the rink yesterday with Will Ferrell to promote his new movie "Blades of Glory" on the "Today" show. They were at the Rink at Rockefeller Center so Will could show Meredith some of his moves. Well Meredith got a lot more than she expected, First she gets stuck under Ferrell's crotch and once she got through she fell flat on her ass and whacked her head. If you listen close enough you can hear her head hit the ice Watch the video below.