Jen as a musician

Jen is trying to develop a movie musical for DreamWorks and is considering taking the leading role, I guess we will all find out soon if Jennifer will be able to sing her heart out.

Who makes a better girlfriend?

It turns out that Jen's new mystery man is an old boyfriend of Victoria Beckham's friend. Paul Sculfor briefly dated Poshes makeup artist and became friends with Posh. The two were seen having lunch together this past weekend and of course paparazzi jumped to conclusions and assumed they were dating or had once dated. What would Becks have to say about this, i guess he does not have to say anything it was an innocent lunch but I am sure at some point Paul wondered what Posh would have been like as a girlfriend.

Jen vs. Brangelina

Jen thinks that Brangelina are a joke, she thinks their whole situation is ridiculous and does not talk to Brad anymore. Angelina got her way, she broke up their marriage and gave Brad a baby in order to keep him in her life, at least that is what Jen thinks.

Break room blabber

Paris might not want to go to jail, but she agrees that she should be punished for her actions. Paris was charged for driving with a suspended license and was sentenced to 45 days in jail, she is obviously doing everything she can to stay out of the slammer but agrees if it she has to be punished she should not be treated any differently because she is a celebrity. I am sure she does not really think that, but if she can get compassion for the "normal" people maybe it will help her stay out of the slammer.



Angelina never wanted a biological child until she met Brad. Brad had always wanted to have his own child when he was married to Jennifer Aniston but Jen was not ready and it became a huge problem in their marriage, when Brad met Angelina it seemed like he would never be able to create his own offspring because Angelina wanted to adopt kids from around the world and not have her own. Once Angelina met Brad and saw the way he was with Maddox and Zahara she slowly started to change her mind and eventually said she wanted to try to have her own child. Angelina is a smart girl, who would not want to have Brad's offspring, if anything just the part of trying to have a child with Brad Pitt is completely worth while.

The single mom from Maryland got voted off "Idol" last night, but it seemed like she knew she was going to be the one to go home. Lakisha Jones said her goodbye's last night but Ryan said that during a commercial break she was muttering that she hopes she does not forget the words, and does not cry. Lakisha was the diva of "American Idol" and many thought she did not truly enjoy the experience of being on the show. Lakisha did have an amazing voice but I think fans made the right choice by voting her off and leaving Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks to go head to head for the title of "American Idol." Here is a recap Lakisha's time on "American Idol."


Lakisha goes home


Lakisha's final "Idol" performance

Daily recap

Ashlee Simpson does not care that people know she got plastic surgery. When Ashlee got a nose job last April she said it was a personal choice and no one should care about it. She is not worried about what other people think and says she is happy with all of her choices and does not think she should be mocked for anything she decides to do.


Lindsay Lohan went out with gal pal Nicolle Richie but she looks like she just rolled out of bed and decided to go to the bar. Lindsay hit Hollywood hot spot Winston's last night but does not look like she was ready for an evening out. Lohan looks like she is wearing the top from her flannel pajamas then decided to throw on barely there shorts and some jewelry, the sad part is it probably took her an hour to pick out this outfit.



Angelina wants to change the name of her newly adopted son, as if his name and his lifestyle at the moment are not hard enough. Angelina already changed his name from Pham Quang Sang to Pax Thien Jolie, but now she wants to add Pitt to the end of his name. When Pax grows up and checks out his records he is going to have a hard time figuring out what his name really is.


Tonight "Idol Gives Back" the two hour special shows a softer side of Simon when him and Ryan travel to Africa in order to see how these young kids are dealing with their impoverished life styles. Ellen Degeneres will be hosting the special that will have performances by Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, and Carrie Underwood. Tune in to the FOX special tonight at 8:00.




Jennifer Aniston is going to be the new face for Glaceau Smart Water. She has the wholesome look that the company is looking for. She has done Heineken and deodorant commercials and now is moving on to water. She may be done with sitcoms but she will always find a way to rake in the dough.

While it finally stopped raining...

Lindsay Lohan thinks she is everyone's protector. She seems to think that when her friends and family are close to her everything will be fine but once they leave their whole world will fall apart. Lindsay seems to think she is their guardian angel but one by one she will probably drive her friends into rehab.

The stories about Paris get stupider everyday. People are obsessed with her and I guess to a point I am as well otherwise I would stop writing about her. Today's story is about Paris' laundry, ebay is putting the socialites laundry basket up for sale. Why would you want to buy Paris' laundry basket? Maybe the lucky winner will give it a sniff every morning to see what Paris' dirty clothes used to smell like.


Kristin Cavallari found a way to make money for her 21st birthday party. She is working with different club owners to cover the rights of her party. She will have photographers there that she knows and trusts instead of random photographers trying to get a candid shot of her in full party mode. No offense to her but I really don't think people care enough to know what her 21st birthday was like. If she still had her own show like Lauren Conrad does it might be a little more interesting.

Will Ferrell explains the popular video that was put up on funnyordie.com. The video showed Will being reamed out by his Drunk foul mouthed landlord who is only 2-years old.





Jennifer Aniston is dating again. After breaking up with Vince Vaughn she dreaded getting back into the dating scene. After watching Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying to adopt one child from every country in the world she might have realized she needs to start dating again. Brad is definitely out of the picture and Vince does not seem to be coming back. Maybe she should start dating girls, after all she did have a little practice making out with one.

Daily recap

• Angelina Jolie wants to get her family situated and says she is going to be a stay at home mom. After she brought her new son Pax home from an orphanage in Ho Chi Min City, she said she wants to get him used to life with his new surroundings. That is going to be a little hard considering she is supposed to start filming a new movie in Eastern Europe

• On the much anticipated season finale of "Dirt" Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston did something that most men have been waiting for since "Friends" was on air.

• Oh Sanjaya! you either need to find a new hairstylist or start being a character for a new animation show.

• Get ready for the sixth and final installment of "The Sopranos" I wonder who the first person to get whacked is going to be?

• Forest Whitaker and Keanu Reeves are going to hit the big screen in "The Night Watchmen"

• Paris is corrupting a new boy, now she has moved on to "Desperate Housewives" star Josh Henderson. Maybe the "bad boy" and "crazy girl" will balance each other out.

• Hilary Duff and Joel Madden will always be friends. Neither of them will say anything negative about their relationship after the breakup. They truly were a great rock/pop couple.

• E! News Studios got two bomb threats! Thank god Ryan Seacrest is OK!!! How would television survive without him.

Monica and Rachel kiss!

Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston had their much anticipated on screen kiss on the season finale of the FX hit show "Dirt." There were many previews and a lot of hype surrounding this episode. Well last night it finally aired, if you missed it check out the clip from last night's episode of "Dirt."

The Kiss

Jen is quitting.

Jennifer Aniston is trying to kick a very dirty habit. She is giving up smoking and caffeine. She was on the set of Courtney Cox's new show "Dirt" which Aniston will be appearing in. The much anticipated episode features Jen and Courtney in a lip lock. While on the set Jennifer was complaining how hard it is to quit smoking and caffeine at the same time. She has been going to yoga to help her but all she wants is a diet coke!