Showing posts with label jail. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jail. Show all posts

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Meredith gets the first interview


The Today show has made a $1 million deal with Paris Hilton to get the first interview when she is sprung from jail. Paris said she did not want to meet with Matt Lauer because he had made some comments about Paris' situation that she did not care for. Meredith Vieira will be the one in the hot seat interviewing the infamous heiress.

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Paris' jail mail

The only way Paris is getting through her sentence is by reading all the mail that fans and friends have been sending her. The "not so dumb" Paris enjoys reading her junk mail more than one of the books that are on the reading cart. Whatever gets you through the day Paris!

Monday, June 18, 2007

What a day!


7:00 am- Uff! What a day, what a day. I don't even know where to begin, I guess I will start by getting woken up at 7am and having my mom ask me if I will go to Trenton, NJ with her. As you may imagine I thought it was a dream because it just seemed like such a random request.

8:00 am-
I went back to sleep and had my mom come in once again and wake me up out of my sweet slumber asking me to go to Trenton, NJ with her. I realized that her request from an hour before was not a dream; I just did not realize she was really talking to me. At first I was so confused and told her I did not want to go, but then she came back again twenty minutes later.


8:30 am
- I finally decided that I had to get up and go because other wise she would keep coming in and ask me the same thing at least two more times.

8:40 am-
I finally got up and went in her room and asked her why she wanted me to go to Trenton so badly, she finally told me it was time for her to hand in her pension documents so she could retire and have everything settled. I was so happy for her, the long process of figuring out a pension plan would finally be over and she would be able to enjoy her last two months of work with no stress. My mother has been working for the state for almost 26 years and now that her time is coming to an end she could not be happier. I was honored that she wanted to share this experience with me but I did not realize exactly what it would entail.

9:15 am- Once I finally got out of my morning funk my mother and I had already gotten into a little tiff, I will admit that it was my fault because I was a little cranky, (Mom when you read this I apologize!) I tried to be in a good mood so she could enjoy her day and then I realized how far Trenton actually is. I had been there a few times before but that was between the ages of 8-13 for school field trips.

10:45 am- It took us about an hour and a half to get there, luckily I got full reign over the radio. Once we finally got there I will just say parking was somewhat of an issue, we finally decided to park in a garage that was fairly close to where we had to go. Once we got into the pensions office we had to wait for about forty minutes until my mom could go in and file her paper work with one of the pension officers.

11:45 am- Once my mom actually got called to go in I realized that I would not be able to go into the office with her, once again I was sitting in the reception area waiting . The magazine selection was not even close to par, most of the magazines the office had were either about the military, pension plans, retirement plans, or UsWeekly from December 2006. There was left for me to do but sit and wait.





12:00 pm-
I decided instead of sitting in the same spot for the next hour or so I would explore the building a little bit. To my surprise I found a small cafe so I decided to get a cup of coffee. The first sip of coffee I took burned the s**t out of my mouth and then I sat down with the steaming hot cup and of course spilled some on myself. I thought my morning could not get any worse but trust me I was wrong.

12:20 pm- I went back into the office and was patiently sitting and waiting for my mom to come out of that a sense of relief and a huge smile on her face but unfortunately as I was waiting the office started to get full.

12:45 pm ( it just gets better and better!) - Much to my dismay a large and not so lovely smelling man decided to sit next to me. I could not move because there were no seats left and I did not want to walk out of the office because I just thought that would be way to rude. If you think that is bad the kicker of it all was the man sitting next to me found a buddy that he had met in JAIL!! I promise you I am not making any of this up. The two men started talking and I was just stuck next to him and the other guy listening to them share war stories of things that had happened during their “sentence” and whom they thought might be dead or alive at this time. I was sitting there and freaking out!

1:15 pm- I have never been so happy to see my mother in my life. I jumped out of that chair and waited for her to make her way down the little hallway. I thought she would be the one with the huge sense of relief but the tables had turned and I was the one who was so happy to get out of that office!

1:30 pm- We were finally able to get out of the office, but we were so frazzled when we got out that we forgot where we had parked. We walked around in a circle and then realized we parked on a completely different street. Once we finally got in the car it was so hot and I started to really reek of coffee from the little spill I had earlier in the day. I just could not wait to get home!

1:40 pm- My mom decided that she wanted to try a different way home, for all of you out there that may know anything about my mom she is the queen of trying to find shortcuts. My mom decided that she wanted to try to take a new way home so of course I did not want to argue with her and spoil her elated mood, unfortunately it turned out we were going the wrong way and ended up in a construction zone. I honestly thought we were never going to make it home, it was only a quarter to 2 but it seemed like it was 8:00.

2:00- Thank god we are finally on the highway and on our way home, well at least that is what I thought . My mom decided that she wanted to celebrate her big day with a late lunch, I was not about to complain after all it was her day. We were driving and driving looking for a place to eat and of course we could not settle on a destination, until I saw my haven; On the Border is one of my favorite Mexican restaurants so I somehow convinced my mom she would love it, (which she did by the way.) We went in and I had never been so happy to eat a nice and comforting meal, I am sure my mom felt the same way.

3:00-
We are going home!!!!!

4:15- I have to say today was an extremely interesting experience and I am happy for my mother but I promise all of you out there, I will never step foot into that office again. I might be exaggerating a little bit, but I really don't think so. If any of you think you had a horrible day I hope my experience will make you laugh a little bit.


Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Paris' get out of jail party



Paris is waiting for the day she gets out of jail and will be more than willing to pop the champagne. Paris' family is trying to plan a get out of jail party for the heiress in Las Vegas at PURE night club or Hard Rock Hotel and Casino so she can get drunk in a stress free environment without the orange jumpsuit!

Monday, June 11, 2007

Barbara spills the beans on Paris

Barbara Walters shared the details of a conversation she had over the weekend with Paris Hilton on The View this morning. Paris talked about what life in jail is like, and how she is very depressed about being sent back. Walters who is a Hilton family friend has full confidence that Paris will get through this rough patch in life and come out of it a better person.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Is it Nicolles turn next?


Paris was freed from jail and was put on house arrest to finish her 23 day sentence, but the question is will Nicolle be as lucky as Paris was or will she be sent to the slammer for a full sentence?

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Joe vs. Candy

Candy has a mouth on her, she enjoys criticizing others and has moved on to Joe Francis. Candy sent Joe a letter saying he deserved to go to jail and does not feel bad for him, she said in her ranting letter that instead of jumping from party to party he can jump from prison to prison. Enjoy the slammer just beware of the showers!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Paris got lucky!


Paris got off easy and will only be going to jail for 23 days, the heiress will be doing her time at the Century Regional Detention Center and has to report for her sentence on June 5. Instead of six weeks with out her shoes, dogs, drinks, guys, and clubs she will only have to survive for three. Good luck!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

The governator said no!

Everyone is washing their hands with Paris Hilton, half of the country thinks that that should lock her up and throw away the key, and the other half wants to keep the precious little heiress driving the streets of LA with a cocktail in hand. Arnold Schwarzzenegger certainly could care less if Paris gets thrown into the slammer. Paris asked the governator for a pardon, and he said he has much bigger issues to deal with other than Paris driving with a suspended license and getting caught. My only problem with Paris being thrown in the pokey is what are we supposed to write about everyday, the news won't be as entertaining without stories of Paris partying it up in one of LA's hot spots.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Break room blabber


Paris might not want to go to jail, but she agrees that she should be punished for her actions. Paris was charged for driving with a suspended license and was sentenced to 45 days in jail, she is obviously doing everything she can to stay out of the slammer but agrees if it she has to be punished she should not be treated any differently because she is a celebrity. I am sure she does not really think that, but if she can get compassion for the "normal" people maybe it will help her stay out of the slammer.



Angelina never wanted a biological child until she met Brad. Brad had always wanted to have his own child when he was married to Jennifer Aniston but Jen was not ready and it became a huge problem in their marriage, when Brad met Angelina it seemed like he would never be able to create his own offspring because Angelina wanted to adopt kids from around the world and not have her own. Once Angelina met Brad and saw the way he was with Maddox and Zahara she slowly started to change her mind and eventually said she wanted to try to have her own child. Angelina is a smart girl, who would not want to have Brad's offspring, if anything just the part of trying to have a child with Brad Pitt is completely worth while.

The single mom from Maryland got voted off "Idol" last night, but it seemed like she knew she was going to be the one to go home. Lakisha Jones said her goodbye's last night but Ryan said that during a commercial break she was muttering that she hopes she does not forget the words, and does not cry. Lakisha was the diva of "American Idol" and many thought she did not truly enjoy the experience of being on the show. Lakisha did have an amazing voice but I think fans made the right choice by voting her off and leaving Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks to go head to head for the title of "American Idol." Here is a recap Lakisha's time on "American Idol."


Lakisha goes home


Lakisha's final "Idol" performance




Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Paris wants a pardon

Paris better get used to this life because in a few weeks she is going to have to give it all up for the pokey, the infamouse heiress was photographed cruising around town in her Bentley after she went to visit her lawyer. Paris is trying her hardest to recieve a get out of jail free card and has even asked the governer to give her a pardon. One of Paris' friends have set up a petition to stop Paris from going to jail, 900 people have already signed it and I am sure many more will. Paris should not be able to completely get out of this just because she is a celebrity, but I guarantee some how she will find a way out of jail.

While you try to enjoy this beautiful day...

Why are these celebrities so stupid! I think they should open up a new bar in Hollywood called the slammer it seems to be the popular hot spot at the moment. George Michael was busted for driving under the influence of drugs and was caught sleeping on his steering wheel at a traffic light. I am sure Paris, Eve, and George will find a way to pass the time, they should all ask to be put in the same jail after a few days they will all drive each other crazy and won't ever want to be put in that situation again.



Waiting in line does not work for Kirsten Dunst. She went to brunch with her boyfriend Johnny Borrell at Cafe Sabarsky in the Neue Gallery and cut right past a line for a table because the management staff spotted her and let her in. People in line were extremely angry that the Spider Man 3 star would fly right past them and should have known better. The manager said the only reason Kirsten got in was because she had place a reservation and people that have reservations don't have to wait. If she cut through the line good for her, If I was a celebrity I would never want to wait on line either, if you are going to have the perks of being a celebrity you might as well enjoy them.


Penelope used Josh for a little tryst in Turks and Caicos then came home and found a new man. Penelope has been getting comfortable with rocker Lenny Kravitz, she "celebrated" at his apartment after her birthday party and has been postponing fashion shoots for a European line called Mango in order to follow Lenny on tour. Is this spring fever or could it be true love? Either way who would think she would go from Matthew McConaughey to Lenny Kravitz they are definitely a random couple.



Meadow says her fans should get their money back for a CD she put out in 2001. Jamie Lynn Siegler put out an album and she knew it stunk but did it anyway, after a while she felt really guilty and said she would reimburse her fans for buying "Here to Heaven." Jamie said people were trying to profit from the success of "The Sopranos" and she followed the pack, she was not proud of it and wants to pay her fans back now.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Daily recap


Neve Campbell really got married this past weekend, Campbell and boyfriend John Light got married in Malibu on Saturday. The couple met on the set of a movie that they made together "Investigating Sex." They got engaged in February of 2006 and finally made it to the alter. Congratulations!



Paris says was treated unfairly and does not want to go to jail. She appealed her 45 day sentence today and is doing everything in her power not to go to jail. If she went to jail what would she do with no drinks, Tinkerbell, or her infamous clothes. I am sure she will find a way to make an orange jumper look "hot."


"The Killers" front man is expecting a new child. Brandon Flowers and his wife Tana Munblowsky are expecting a child in July. Brandon will be in the middle of a 14 festival tour throughout the United Kingdom and Europe, so his wife may have to go at it alone. I am sure instead of thinking about "The Killers" she will be saying she wants to kill him for all the pain she will be going through.

Friday, April 20, 2007

Dudette of the day


I am giving Paris Hilton Dudette of the day for being the stupidest person in Hollywood. She wanted to make a quick pit stop at a local 7-11 so she decided to driver herself there. It sounds normal for the common person but unfortunately for Paris she is no where near normal and she is not supposed to drive! She was previously arrested for driving with a suspended license and may face up to 90 days in jail. I guess when you are a craving a Slurpee it is worth spending the 90 days in jail. How stupid can she be!!!

Friday, April 6, 2007

Lauren may be the new Paris

People might be able to see more of Lauren than they had bargained for. Allegedly "The Hills" Star Lauren Conrad may have made a sex tape with ex boyfriend Jason Wahler. She says there is not tape, but others are saying that Wahler, who is on his way to jail for getting in a fight, wanted to sell the tape before he goes to the slammer. Lauren swears there is no tape and said she made a horrible decision for going out with a guy like him.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Paris might go to the slammer

Paris has a chance of getting thrown in jail for driving with a suspended license. The judge wants to revoke her probation which means she could get up to 90 day in jail. She claims she did not know that her license had been suspended which is just stupid. Obviously when you get a suspended license you usually have to appear in court, so she had to have known. What is she gonna do without tinkerbell,and her designer duds? You can't pack a Louis Vuitton bag for the slammer.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Busta got Busted

Busta Rhymes was arrested a few months ago for attacking his former driver Edward Hatchet. He allegedly beat him up pretty badly and is now paying the consequences of his actions. His lawyer was able to make a plea to the judge that would give Busta no jail time, he would have only gotten community service, probation, and would have to give lectures to troubled youth. Well that deal was thrown out the window when Rhymes was caught driving with a suspended license. The judge took the deal off of the table and now he has to go to trial to see what his fate will be.