
Owen needed a lap dance so badly he decided to ride his bike over to the infamous strip club Scores.


Anna Kournikova is not a big fan of dogs, or at least dogs that bark at her. She was in Miami Beach and yelled at a guy whose dog was barking at her. She told him that the dog should be on a f***ing leash, and the man yelled back and told her she should be on a f***ing leash. I wonder how she treats her dogs at home, hopefully they are not sitting home chained to a door all the time. Enrique thinks that Anna would be the perfect mom, but if she is screaming at a dog what is she going to do when her kids are screaming in the middle of the night, Enrique my want to think twice before making her a mommy.
Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are better than ever. They have been trying to keep a low profile with their relationship, but were caught on camera many times by all of the paparazzi. They have been traveling a lot and were recently together in Australia where Kate was filming her new movie "Fools Gold." Now that they are back from Australia the couple decided to take their relationship to the next level. They are no longer trying to keep a low profile, and want everyone to see that they are really into each other. At a recent lunch at the popular celebrity hangout out The Ivy, the couple were all over each other. Any guy that has Kate Hudson sitting on their lap is extremely lucky, of course Owen can't keep his hands off of her.
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."