While you try to enjoy this beautiful day...

Why are these celebrities so stupid! I think they should open up a new bar in Hollywood called the slammer it seems to be the popular hot spot at the moment. George Michael was busted for driving under the influence of drugs and was caught sleeping on his steering wheel at a traffic light. I am sure Paris, Eve, and George will find a way to pass the time, they should all ask to be put in the same jail after a few days they will all drive each other crazy and won't ever want to be put in that situation again.



Waiting in line does not work for Kirsten Dunst. She went to brunch with her boyfriend Johnny Borrell at Cafe Sabarsky in the Neue Gallery and cut right past a line for a table because the management staff spotted her and let her in. People in line were extremely angry that the Spider Man 3 star would fly right past them and should have known better. The manager said the only reason Kirsten got in was because she had place a reservation and people that have reservations don't have to wait. If she cut through the line good for her, If I was a celebrity I would never want to wait on line either, if you are going to have the perks of being a celebrity you might as well enjoy them.


Penelope used Josh for a little tryst in Turks and Caicos then came home and found a new man. Penelope has been getting comfortable with rocker Lenny Kravitz, she "celebrated" at his apartment after her birthday party and has been postponing fashion shoots for a European line called Mango in order to follow Lenny on tour. Is this spring fever or could it be true love? Either way who would think she would go from Matthew McConaughey to Lenny Kravitz they are definitely a random couple.



Meadow says her fans should get their money back for a CD she put out in 2001. Jamie Lynn Siegler put out an album and she knew it stunk but did it anyway, after a while she felt really guilty and said she would reimburse her fans for buying "Here to Heaven." Jamie said people were trying to profit from the success of "The Sopranos" and she followed the pack, she was not proud of it and wants to pay her fans back now.

Break room blabber

The kids from Hogwarts are coming back for their fifth year. The stakes are high when Voldemort returns for another chance to kill Harry. Harry Potter must find a way to save everyone from dark lord. This installment of Harry Potter is going to be scarier and more graphic than the previous films, all the parents out there might want to think twice before taking the little ones to see "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."



"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix"



Britney is back in action, she has been working out and got her phenomenal body back. She is in every tabloid magazine today for wearing her hot pink barely their top and her micro mini jean skirt. Britney has been working out at Millennium Dance Complex and it has finally made a difference, cutting out Cheeto's and vodka tonics really works for her.










Former Spice Girl Mel B has named her baby, after a lot of controversy surrounding her pregnancy she has decided to go ahead and name the baby after who she thinks is the father. Mel has named her baby Angel Iris Murphy. Eddie Murphy denies the fact that he is the father and wants a paternity test, Mel does not really seem to care about what Eddie wants because as far as she is concerned he is the father so she named her daughter after him, If the paternity test comes back negative she is going to be extremely embarrassed!

Kirsten Dunst is trying to keep her relationship with Razorlight front man Johnny Borrell quiet, but her beau does not seem to have a problem spilling the beans. At a press release for Razorlight's new single "America" he was telling everyone how they met and how they fell for each other. Kirsten on the other hand is keeping her mouth shut, she is doing press junkets for the much anticipated "Spider Man 3" and does not want people to know her business, when asked about her relationship she tries to avoid answering. The couple might want to talk about airing their business in public because It does not seem like Kirsten knows she has a blabber mouth boyfriend.