Showing posts with label paris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label paris. Show all posts

Monday, June 11, 2007

Jamie Lee Curtis blames the mom's

Jamie Lee Curtis blames Lynne Spears, Kathy Hilton, and Dinah Lohan for all of their children's problems. Curtis thinks the parents did not do enough to help their kids and that is why Britney, Lindsay, and Paris are on a downward spiral.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Paris is praying!

Paris gave up her copies of InTouch and UsWeekly for prayer books. The heiress who is bound for the slammer in two weeks decided she needed a little extra help to get her through her 23 day stint in jail. She is going to higher powers, Tinkerbell is not going to be enough to get her through this difficult time. Keep praying Paris you are going to need all the help you can get!

Saturday, May 12, 2007

The governator said no!

Everyone is washing their hands with Paris Hilton, half of the country thinks that that should lock her up and throw away the key, and the other half wants to keep the precious little heiress driving the streets of LA with a cocktail in hand. Arnold Schwarzzenegger certainly could care less if Paris gets thrown into the slammer. Paris asked the governator for a pardon, and he said he has much bigger issues to deal with other than Paris driving with a suspended license and getting caught. My only problem with Paris being thrown in the pokey is what are we supposed to write about everyday, the news won't be as entertaining without stories of Paris partying it up in one of LA's hot spots.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

While you try to enjoy this beautiful day...

Why are these celebrities so stupid! I think they should open up a new bar in Hollywood called the slammer it seems to be the popular hot spot at the moment. George Michael was busted for driving under the influence of drugs and was caught sleeping on his steering wheel at a traffic light. I am sure Paris, Eve, and George will find a way to pass the time, they should all ask to be put in the same jail after a few days they will all drive each other crazy and won't ever want to be put in that situation again.



Waiting in line does not work for Kirsten Dunst. She went to brunch with her boyfriend Johnny Borrell at Cafe Sabarsky in the Neue Gallery and cut right past a line for a table because the management staff spotted her and let her in. People in line were extremely angry that the Spider Man 3 star would fly right past them and should have known better. The manager said the only reason Kirsten got in was because she had place a reservation and people that have reservations don't have to wait. If she cut through the line good for her, If I was a celebrity I would never want to wait on line either, if you are going to have the perks of being a celebrity you might as well enjoy them.


Penelope used Josh for a little tryst in Turks and Caicos then came home and found a new man. Penelope has been getting comfortable with rocker Lenny Kravitz, she "celebrated" at his apartment after her birthday party and has been postponing fashion shoots for a European line called Mango in order to follow Lenny on tour. Is this spring fever or could it be true love? Either way who would think she would go from Matthew McConaughey to Lenny Kravitz they are definitely a random couple.



Meadow says her fans should get their money back for a CD she put out in 2001. Jamie Lynn Siegler put out an album and she knew it stunk but did it anyway, after a while she felt really guilty and said she would reimburse her fans for buying "Here to Heaven." Jamie said people were trying to profit from the success of "The Sopranos" and she followed the pack, she was not proud of it and wants to pay her fans back now.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Diddy vs. the Energizer Bunny

Diddy is like the energizer bunny he keeps going and going and going, he would give the bunny a run for his money. At least that is what he says. During a trip to Paris with girlfriend Kim Porter they locked themselves up in his sweet and went at it for 30 hours. The last celebrity who bragged about this type of tantric experience was Sting and people did not truly believe him. Diddy might have broken Stings record. He claims they did not leave the room for 2 days and ordered Strawberries and Whipped Cream while they were going at it, but I would love to know who the lucky room service waiter was. Who would want to walk into that situation? I guess someone must have had to in order to make this story seem true.

Monday, March 5, 2007

Nicole faints


"The Simple Life" star has had a grueling film schedule. Apparently after filming her hit reality show for 20 hours straight. Nicole Richie said she felt faint and dizzy. The producers rushed her to the hospital for treatment. She was given fluids and food, and after a brief stay at the hospital she was back filming scenes with her buddy Paris.

Friday, March 2, 2007

The ban is over


The Associated Press took a stand. They decided to do an experiment. For one week they attempted to ban all news about Paris Hilton. Well the ban ended last week when Paris got ticketed for driving with a suspended license. This was not breaking news by any means,but it meant a lot for the Associated Press. The ban was over, they broke when they wrote a 3oo word article about the incident. They wanted to see how long the ban would last, the intention was to only do it for a week but they did not even make it that long. They were trying to take a stand. There is so much going on in the world but some people are more interested in celebrity news, with stories of Paris being at the top. I admit it is a lot more fun to read stupid crazy stories about other people than it is t hear about people dying or the weather. It is American pop culture and it is fascinating, you can't help but get hooked. Time to go read UsWeekly. LOL!!!