Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake tried to make peace on the redcarpet for the premiere of" Shrek the Third. " It was their first major public appearance together and they tried to be civil in front of the cameras. It is not the first time they have seen each other after the break up, but it is the first time they say each other without getting into a fight!
Muhammad Ali is going to make an appearance on "Dancing With the Stars"tonight. The heavyweight champion is going to sit in the audience and root for his daughter Laila. The more petite Ali says her dad is a big fan of the show and of her dancing so he decided to give her some moral support. I feel bad for the other contestants! They are nervous enough about looking good and remembering all of their dance moves, but having Muhammad Ali literally watching your every move can't be easy.
The Cruise clan is on the move. Tom just bought a $35 million home for the family to live in, their lease was up on the house they were renting so Tom decided to buy a home. This purchase settles some rumors that the Cruise's were having marital problems, they want people to know that they are really happy. Lucky for Katie the house is huge so she will have a lot of places to hide when she wants to get away from her husband. If Katie can't find a hiding spot she can always go down the street and hide out at the Beckham's they only live two minutes away.
Lindsay Lohan got busted for snorting coke in the bathroom of "Teddy's" nightclub. Lindsay has recently gotten out of rehab and has already gone back to her old partying ways. The video was leaked by one of Lindsay's friends who told her that if she did not straighten herself out everything would come to a tragic end. I never thought I would say this but maybe Lindsay should learn a thing or two from fellow rehab alumna Britney Spears.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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