Lindsay Lohan checked herself into rehab again on Memorial Day but decided to take a break from her treatments for some much needed workout time. I wonder if her water bottle was really filled with "water."
Muhammad Ali is going to make an appearance on "Dancing With the Stars" tonight. The heavyweight champion is going to sit in the audience and root for his daughter Laila. The more petite Ali says her dad is a big fan of the show and of her dancing so he decided to give her some moral support. I feel bad for the other contestants! They are nervous enough about looking good and remembering all of their dance moves, but having Muhammad Ali literally watching your every move can't be easy.
The Cruise clan is on the move. Tom just bought a $35 million home for the family to live in, their lease was up on the house they were renting so Tom decided to buy a home. This purchase settles some rumors that the Cruise's were having marital problems, they want people to know that they are really happy. Lucky for Katie the house is huge so she will have a lot of places to hide when she wants to get away from her husband. If Katie can't find a hiding spot she can always go down the street and hide out at the Beckham's they only live two minutes away.
Lindsay Lohan got busted for snorting coke in the bathroom of "Teddy's" nightclub. Lindsay has recently gotten out of rehab and has already gone back to her old partying ways. The video was leaked by one of Lindsay's friends who told her that if she did not straighten herself out everything would come to a tragic end. I never thought I would say this but maybe Lindsay should learn a thing or two from fellow rehab alumna Britney Spears.
Last week there was breaking news that even CNN reported on. Rosie O'Donnell is leaving "The View" she claims she only wanted to stay for another year but ABC wanted her for three more years, the network just could not come to an agreement with Rosie. Rosie is leaving the show at the end of this year and everyone is wondering who she will be tormenting next. Rosie refuses to talk about any of her future plans but that could be because she might not have any. Rosie taints everything she works on, she caused a lot of problems on "The View" and created some kind of saga during almost all of her public appearances, who could forget about her feud with Donald Trump! Hopefully Rosie will find her next project soon and it will be something that will survive all of her random comments.
Speaking of "The View" Elisabeth Hasselbeck has announced that she and husband Tim Hasselbeck are expecting their second child. Elisabeth said she needed to find a way to replace Rosie so her and her football player husband got busy and created a new little co-host.
Did Lauren find a new guy to rub in Brody's face? Justin Timberlake look alike Chris Richardson has been seen partying at all the LA hot spots with "The Hills" star Lauren Conrad. The two have been seen at Parc and at one of LC's favorite spots Les Deux. Conrad has recently broken up with Brody Jenner and this might be her way to get back at him. Brody is a fixture at Les Deux so when LC walks in with Richardson it will definitely give people some thing to talk about. They should have Sanjaya following them around so he could belt out the tune that got him kicked off of "Idol" on demand behind the new "couple."
Britney may have found a new love while she was in rehab, she has recently been seen out at many of the LA hot spots with fellow rehab friend Howie Day. Britney, Britney Britney... good luck with your new "relationship" I am sure by the time your anniversary rolls around you will both be back in rehab, at least you can celebrate where the budding romance began.
Alec Baldwin yelled at his daughter and called her a rude,thoughtless little pig. When his daughter did not answer the phone for a court ordered conversation he flipped out and made very threatening comments to her. Alec's visitation rights have been temporarily suspended but what judge will give him back custody after his comments to his daughter are open for public knowledge.
Jesssica Alba is going to be the new face of Revlon and will recieve a lot of cash for it. The Fantastic Four hottie will be getting $5 million for her commerical. When your boyfriends name is Cash it is bound to bring you some luck ,now they will both be cash money honies!
Paris has found a new boy to corrupt. She was dating "Desperate Housewives" star Josh Henderson for a little while but I guess she got sick of him and needed to find a new guy to play with for a week. Paris decided to go for Petra Nemcova's ex boyfriend James Blunt. They were spotted at Teddy's night club dancing, holding hands, and allegedly making out. Paris' reps think this story is just stupid gossip but I think Paris likes having a guy that could sing your beautiful to her at the drop of a hat, now thats hot!
Maybe Lily Allen should go to rehab. The 21 year old british sensation has become famous for her rehab song. She admits to being a huge drinker and says she is drunk all the time. She recently cancelled many of her upcoming concert dates because she is exhausted and has been getting really drunk lately because she was nervous about doing bad shows. I guess she found her solution for being nervous, she decide to cancel most of theml, now she can get wasted and pass out with no guilt.
The Lost Boys are back. 80's heartthrobs Corey Haim and Corey Feldman are teaming up for a television show on A&E but they are also teaming up to do an ask anything column. The two Corey's will host an online column that will allow fans to ask them anything from relationship advice to breaking into show business. They will personally be answering every question so ladies get your questions ready!
Lindsay Lohan thinks she is everyone's protector. She seems to think that when her friends and family are close to her everything will be fine but once they leave their whole world will fall apart. Lindsay seems to think she is their guardian angel but one by one she will probably drive her friends into rehab.
The stories about Paris get stupider everyday. People are obsessed with her and I guess to a point I am as well otherwise I would stop writing about her. Today's story is about Paris' laundry, ebay is putting the socialites laundry basket up for sale. Why would you want to buy Paris' laundry basket? Maybe the lucky winner will give it a sniff every morning to see what Paris' dirty clothes used to smell like.
Kristin Cavallari found a way to make money for her 21st birthday party. She is working with different club owners to cover the rights of her party. She will have photographers there that she knows and trusts instead of random photographers trying to get a candid shot of her in full party mode. No offense to her but I really don't think people care enough to know what her 21st birthday was like. If she still had her own show like Lauren Conrad does it might be a little more interesting.
Will Ferrell explains the popular video that was put up on funnyordie.com. The video showed Will being reamed out by his Drunk foul mouthed landlord who is only 2-years old.
Jennifer Aniston is dating again. After breaking up with Vince Vaughn she dreaded getting back into the dating scene. After watching Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie trying to adopt one child from every country in the world she might have realized she needs to start dating again. Brad is definitely out of the picture and Vince does not seem to be coming back. Maybe she should start dating girls, after all she did have a little practice making out with one.
Britney's divorce settlement is almost final. After a five hour meeting last night with her ex Kevin Federline. She decided to giver herself a night out at West Hollywood lounge Bridge. Spears and Federline had a rocky road, and after they broke up Britney went a little crazy and partied for months claiming it was her time to have fun . She started hitting the party circuit with the infamous Paris Hilton. All the partying ended in her shaving her head and checking herself into rehab. Now that she is out of rehab she is starting fresh. Her divorce settlement is final and she will be getting custody of her kids back, as long as she stays sober of course!
With so many celebrities going in to rehab it almost makes it seem normal. No one seems too surprised when it hits the papers that someone else is going in, it is almost like they are checking into a spa or a hotel. Well for all of the party girls there is a balance of the non party girls. Gwyneth Paltrow, Mandy Moore, Jennifer Lopez, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Paula Abdul are all in the sober club. They have gone on the record saying they don't drink, don't really like to drink, and think it is horrible and embarrassing to see a girl wasted in a club. It is good to know there is a nice balance for all of the Britney Spears' and Lindsay Lohan's out there.
For the first time ever someone about Britney won't be revealed! She won and injunction in Britain to now have any information about her stint in rehab revealed to the press. She actually gets privacy on something. She filed for this injunction once she learned that someone was trying to leak out all of the information about her stay. The Brits are very lucky, they are spared one less story about Britney if only it were the same here.
Jay- Z makes good on his promises, he had a friendly bet with playboy editor Rob Tannenbaum on whether or not Jay-Z would ever retire. When Jay-z retired for a little while he won the $20 bet, but when he came out of retirement he had to fork over some cash. Tannenbaum called his assistant as a joke to remind the rapper of his wager. Tannenbaum later receive a $1,000 delivery.
Jesse Metcalfe went into rehab this morning. The quiet actor who became a Hollywood heartthrob for playing the hot Gardener has decided to get some help for his alcohol abuse. This past weekend the actor went on a drinking binge at the Mondrian hotel and realized it was time to get some help. He should call Britney for some advice!
The kids are staying with K-fed. Britney got out of rehab today, everyone thought the kids would be back in her custody, well that would just be stupid, after someone gets out of rehab it is definitely not a great idea to hand two young children over to her. She has to prove that she will remain sober before she gets the kids back at her house. It is all very ironic. Britney is sober now but the judge gave Kevin custody while he goes to Vegas and gets drunk every weekend.
Britney is free! She got out of Promises rehabilitation center this morning. The pop princess has completed the 30 day program and is ready to go home to her two sons. Where is k-fed? you would think he would come to see Britney, but he is preparing for his big birthday bash at Pure night club in Vegas. Britney gets out of rehab and K-fed is getting drunk, their two sons are so lucky to have parents like these two! Lets see if this program truly helped her control her temper and the crazy decisions she has made over the last few months. It won't be as fun for us if she doesn't do something crazy, what are we supposed to read about.
Paula Abdul is going after Simon Cowell again, It is no secret that the two "American Idol" judges don't see eye to eye, but Paula took it a little to far. On "The Late Show" she hit him where it hurts, she made fun of his manhood and called him arrogant. They should just hook up and get it over with, it is bound to happen eventually, then maybe their will finally be peace between the two.
Tom Cruise is pushing the Beckham's a little to far. He does not stop calling them and wants them to adopt Scientology. Victoria is getting very annoyed by how often he is calling and how overbearing he is with Katie. The two new best friends have a lot to talk about, Katie's relationship with Tom. Posh and Becks feel bad over how controlling Tom is over Katie, and they want to help. The girls go shopping, and god knows what the guys do?
Is Britney going to be ready to leave rehab? She is trying to get over her drinking problem but she has replaced it with coke. Her release date is coming up soon and everyone is wondering if she will stay sober or if she will go back to her old ways of partying. She has shocked us all with her disheveled looks, her weight fluctuation, hard partying, and the biggest story of all her pantiless crotch shot. I am sure there will be some more shocking Britney news once she gets out of rehab! We are just going to have to wait and see what the pop princess will do next!
Remember when she was nice and pure, well in her commercials at least!
