While you were wishing you could have seen Britney on stage half naked...

Not everything Paris touches turns to gold, she has been dating "Desperate Housewives" bad as Josh Henderson but not many people know who he is. Josh has been walking around town as if he was a super celebrity but everyone knows him as Paris' boy. Josh should be proud he is the only guy so far that has not been tainted by Paris' touch, hopefully for him it will remain that way.



Lindsay might be caught on tape, but we don't know what she was doing. The story behind the tape has not been fully divulged but it must be juicy because if it were nothing it would have been out already. Lohan was at a party last week at a private home and was caught on someones cell phone doing something that would horrify her if it came out. I wonder what it could be, Coke, Sex, or maybe both combined? Whatever it is I hope it comes out soon, we need another crazy video to talk about.


Bob Dylan is the weird scary guy who likes to go to kindergarten classes and serenade little kids, that is what a kindergarten class in the swanky California suburb of Calabasas. Little kids have been running home and telling their parents that a weird man comes to their class all the time and sings scary songs. These kids obviously have no idea that they are watching a music legend, it turns out Dylan's grandson goes to the school so Bob picks him up a lot. I have a feeling more parents are going to be showing up to get their kids instead of sending a nanny.


Britney Spears is back in action, she held her second performance last night at Anaheim's House of Blues. Britney gave the same performance she gave at San Diego's House of Blues but the crowd was still rolling in, it took fans nearly two hours to get through the doors and security was taking away peoples cell phones so they could not post her show on the Internet. Britney is back in action after her three years of drinking, marrying k-fed, having two kids,and stuffing her face it is nice to see her shake her ass on stage with almost nothing on, what a great mom!

In case you did not see Britney's first performance here it is.


The Beckham's celebrated David's 32nd birthday last night at Cipriani in London the super hot soccer player recently went blond, maybe turning 32 freaked him out so he tried to look younger, unfortunately I think he looks like an albino, bleach blond does not really work for him. The sexy couple were joined by former Spice Girls Gerri Halliwell, Mel B, and Emma Bunton but where were Tom and Katie? David probably did not want a gift certificate to the church of Scientology for his birthday.