Showing posts with label angelina jolie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label angelina jolie. Show all posts

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Angelina is trying to give Brad his moment

Angelina is trying to give Brad the spotlight for Ocean's 13 but she is always around his crew so she might as well become part of the cast.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Angelina is taking a year off

Angelina is going to work through the summer and then claims she is going to take a year off to spend some time with her kids. Angelina needs a break from working and from the paparazzi so she can settle down and really spend time with her kids, I am sure she will travel with them and who knows, she might end up adopting another child for the Brangelina clan.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Jen vs. Brangelina


Jen thinks that Brangelina are a joke, she thinks their whole situation is ridiculous and does not talk to Brad anymore. Angelina got her way, she broke up their marriage and gave Brad a baby in order to keep him in her life, at least that is what Jen thinks.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Brad goes green

Brad jumped on the Global Green bandwagon as one of the first advocates for the environmentally friendly organization. Brad has been working on project to build green homes in New Orleans. Pitt is halfway across the country with Angelina and the rest of their clan but he is extremely happy that ground broke on these green homes this morning. Pitt says the greatest satisfaction for him will be when people start to move into the homes and start rebuilding their lives as a new family.

Break room blabber


Paris might not want to go to jail, but she agrees that she should be punished for her actions. Paris was charged for driving with a suspended license and was sentenced to 45 days in jail, she is obviously doing everything she can to stay out of the slammer but agrees if it she has to be punished she should not be treated any differently because she is a celebrity. I am sure she does not really think that, but if she can get compassion for the "normal" people maybe it will help her stay out of the slammer.



Angelina never wanted a biological child until she met Brad. Brad had always wanted to have his own child when he was married to Jennifer Aniston but Jen was not ready and it became a huge problem in their marriage, when Brad met Angelina it seemed like he would never be able to create his own offspring because Angelina wanted to adopt kids from around the world and not have her own. Once Angelina met Brad and saw the way he was with Maddox and Zahara she slowly started to change her mind and eventually said she wanted to try to have her own child. Angelina is a smart girl, who would not want to have Brad's offspring, if anything just the part of trying to have a child with Brad Pitt is completely worth while.

The single mom from Maryland got voted off "Idol" last night, but it seemed like she knew she was going to be the one to go home. Lakisha Jones said her goodbye's last night but Ryan said that during a commercial break she was muttering that she hopes she does not forget the words, and does not cry. Lakisha was the diva of "American Idol" and many thought she did not truly enjoy the experience of being on the show. Lakisha did have an amazing voice but I think fans made the right choice by voting her off and leaving Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks to go head to head for the title of "American Idol." Here is a recap Lakisha's time on "American Idol."


Lakisha goes home


Lakisha's final "Idol" performance




Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Break room blabber

Victoria Beckham is an international style icon, every lady wants to look like her and every guy wants to date her. Unfortunately for the guys she is married to one of the sexiest men in the world, and unfortunately for the women it will cost you close to $35,000 to look like her. We might have not realized it but Victoria has allegedly had a lot of plastic surgery so don't be mad at her ladies she is not naturally that skinny or that beautiful, it took a lot of work to get her there.


Angelina Jolie gave the paparazzi a piece of her mind, she is used to having the paparazzi follow her everywhere she goes, she is one of the most sought after actresses and is dating one of the highest paid actors of our time. Brad Pitt and Angelina are a fixture in every tabloid magazine or television show, they know they cannot avoid being photographed or filmed but one man took it way to another level. Brangelina and their four kids are renting a home in Prague where Angelina is filming her new movie "Wanted." A photographer got a little sneak peak into one of Angelina's windows and got pictures of her giving a bath to her kids. Angelina went outside and started screaming at the photographer then started crying and shaking, she said she had never felt so violated in her life. I could see a photographer wanting to get a picture of Angelina taking a bath but come on dude, leave the kids alone!

Someone wanted to take out Nick but got Vanessa instead, the couple were heading into a pre Kentucky Derby party at Club Felt while they were making their way through the club some young drunk guy pulled on Nick's arm and somehow managed to knock Vanessa down, obviously Nick was pissed and was ready to fight the guy but the cops got to him before Nick could pound on him. What a true gentleman, Vanessa scored a good guy!




Ricki Lake lost close to a hundred pounds, the girl from "Hairspray" is looking svelte and beautiful and can now give many celebrities a run for the money. Ricki premiered her new look at the Tribeca Film Festival where she had a screening for a documentary called "The Business of Being Born." Ricki looked so amazing that three tabloid newspapers offered her the chance to be on the cover within 48 hours, UsWeekly ultimately won, Ricki lake got a pretty penny for being on the cover in a little red bathing suit. Kirstie Alley better beware she has a lot of competition headed her way.









Thursday, May 3, 2007

Daily recap


Prague treats the parents well! The parents with a United Nations family decided to have a cozy international dinner, I guess being the parents of foreign kids makes you want to travel more. Maybe they are checking out a new country to adopt a child from.







Apparently Katie is her own woman. All of the rumors that have surrounded TomKat seem to be false all of their friends are coming out and speaking up for the couple. Katie "allegedly" is not influenced by Tom or the church of Scientology apparently they are "the perfect couple."





Would you be turned on by house? Rate your response on UsWeekly's poll. Dr. House is sharp,sarcastic, and unbelievably stubborn. House always knows how to solve a medical emergency but you have to ask yourself if you would ever want someone like him to be your doctor.






Tom Brady is supporting his New York supermodel girlfriend. New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady has been seen hand in hand with girlfriend Giselle Bundchen wearing a Yankee's base ball hat. What will his fans think!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Daily Recap


"American Idol" has definitely given back. The glorified telethon which aired Tuesday and Wednesday raised close to $60,000,000. "Idol Gives Back", which was hosted by Ellen Degeneres, aired in order to raise money for impoverished children in Africa and America, kids should be able to eat and get their medicine. No one wants a million little kids walking around looking like Nicolle Richie.


Paris Hilton has found a new species to neglect. The "charitable" heiress decided to adopt a pair of kittens from a local pet depot. Poor Tinkerbell she is going to have to share the spotlight with two new kitties.






Lindsay thinks being an actress is very lonely, she defends going out every night because she claims she does not like to be alone. Partying in clubs and getting drunk is the perfect way to find someone new to take home with her every night so she never has to sleep by herself. Oh Lindsay what are we going to do with you? Please keep telling people your random thoughts, it makes for great news!





Even one of the most beautiful girls in the world get criticized for their weird features. Angelina Jolie got snapped in a bad moment, one of the veins in her forehead is popping out and a lucky photographer got a picture of it. I guess we all need to find flaw in someone so beautiful in order to make us a little happier.




Alec apologized for calling his daughter Ireland a pig on "The View" this morning, he needed some type of back up and I guess he thought having Rosie in his corner would help him out, maybe the Donald will find another reason to talk about her and everyone will leave Alec alone. It was a nice try but I don't think it is going to work for him. Good luck!



Alec on "The View"

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Daily recap

Ashlee Simpson does not care that people know she got plastic surgery. When Ashlee got a nose job last April she said it was a personal choice and no one should care about it. She is not worried about what other people think and says she is happy with all of her choices and does not think she should be mocked for anything she decides to do.


Lindsay Lohan went out with gal pal Nicolle Richie but she looks like she just rolled out of bed and decided to go to the bar. Lindsay hit Hollywood hot spot Winston's last night but does not look like she was ready for an evening out. Lohan looks like she is wearing the top from her flannel pajamas then decided to throw on barely there shorts and some jewelry, the sad part is it probably took her an hour to pick out this outfit.



Angelina wants to change the name of her newly adopted son, as if his name and his lifestyle at the moment are not hard enough. Angelina already changed his name from Pham Quang Sang to Pax Thien Jolie, but now she wants to add Pitt to the end of his name. When Pax grows up and checks out his records he is going to have a hard time figuring out what his name really is.


Tonight "Idol Gives Back" the two hour special shows a softer side of Simon when him and Ryan travel to Africa in order to see how these young kids are dealing with their impoverished life styles. Ellen Degeneres will be hosting the special that will have performances by Kelly Clarkson, Gwen Stefani, Celine Dion, and Carrie Underwood. Tune in to the FOX special tonight at 8:00.




Jennifer Aniston is going to be the new face for Glaceau Smart Water. She has the wholesome look that the company is looking for. She has done Heineken and deodorant commercials and now is moving on to water. She may be done with sitcoms but she will always find a way to rake in the dough.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Daily News

Angelina wants to get another kid. She wants to balance out the races in her house, he now has two Vietnamese children (Pax and Maddox.) But that is not enough for her Brangelina are getting ready to adopt another African American child from Chad in order to make her adopted daughter Zahara feel better about growing up in their household. Angelina did not want her to feel alienated for being the only African American in the family. If the adoption papers go through, Brangelina could be bringing another child home this summer. The tabloids are turning on the couple because with their past three adoptions, they have given photograph rights to People Magazine. UsWeekly, Star, and other weekly magazines. All of the magazines are so fed up with People getting all of the rights, that they have turned on the couple and are making fun of them and berating Angelina's actions as a mother.

Lindsay Lohan is going to be all over the place, as if we don't already see her face enough! She has signed a new modeling contract for Jill Stuart. Lindsay brought a lot of success for Miu Miu earlier this year and another designer wants her to do it again. Lindsay will start filming promotional ads this week in Japan. I am sure her face will be plastered all over every magazine very soon.




Crack the Champagne! Jay-Z is getting ready to partner up with the champagne label Ace of Spades. He was in talks to partner up with High End champagne favorite Louis Roederer Cristal, But Jay-Z did not like the fact that the company pulled away from all of their hip hop Cristal lovers. If it was not for people like Jay-Z and Diddy Cristal would not be as popular as they are now. They made a big mistake because with Jay-z and other hip hoppers backing up Ace of Spades, Cristal is going to have a lot of competition.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Daily recap

  • Angelina Jolie wants to get her family situated and says she is going to be a stay at home mom. After she brought her new son Pax home from an orphanage in Ho Chi Min City, she said she wants to get him used to life with his new surroundings. That is going to be a little hard considering she is supposed to start filming a new movie in Eastern Europe
  • Oh Sanjaya! you either need to find a new hairstylist or start being a character for a new animation show.
  • Get ready for the sixth and final installment of "The Sopranos" I wonder who the first person to get whacked is going to be?
  • Paris is corrupting a new boy, now she has moved on to "Desperate Housewives" star Josh Henderson. Maybe the "bad boy" and "crazy girl" will balance each other out.
  • Hilary Duff and Joel Madden will always be friends. Neither of them will say anything negative about their relationship after the breakup. They truly were a great rock/pop couple.
  • E! News Studios got two bomb threats! Thank god Ryan Seacrest is OK!!! How would television survive without him.

Angelina wants to be a stay at home mom


Angelina Jolie just came back from Ho Chi Min City with her new son Pax, she says she wants to take some time to get her family adjusted, but how is that gonna work when she has a new movie that is set to start filming in a few months. Her new Movie "Wanted" is set to be filmed in Eastern Europe. How is she going to be a stay at home mom when she has to travel all the time?

Monday, March 26, 2007

Daily Recap

  • Pamela and Denise attacked two photographers because they thought they were trying to get their pictures. Little did they know they were paying hotel guests. Denise attacked the photographers and threw their laptop computers off of the balcony and destroyed them. Unfortunately for the two the whole incident was caught on camera!
  • Anna Nicole died of a medicinal drug overdose. True or not true? Either way danielynn will be one of the richest girls in Hollywood when she grows up!Busta Rhymes appeal got thrown in the garbage. The judge took back the appeal the lawyer made for him when he beat up his former driver. He was supposed to only get probation, community service, and speeches to young troubled youth. When he recently got caught for driving with a suspended license the judge decided he was not worthy of his previous sentence. Now he faces a trial to determine what will happen, he may face jail time. Hopefully he does not get the same judge!
  • Angelina is getting to thin. As if she was not thin before! Apparently her bro is very worried about her weight loss and says she is not eating a lot because every time she tries to put something in her mouth she is reminded of her mother cooking for her. It is sad, but come on! People go through this all the time. EAT Angelina so your kids have something to hold on to!
What a sweet mom!

  • Anderson is replaced by Andersen. Victoria Secret model vs. a Playboy model hmmm...... I wonder who would win. I am sure Kid-Rock and Tommy Lee would love to find out.
  • Hef is turning 81. The founder of Playboy is still going strong and is finally getting married. Is his future wife Holly smart or stupid. We will find out soon once the pre-nup is issued. Congrats to Holly and Hef!

No more food!

Angelina is too skinny, that is what her brother James Haven seems to think. He says that after their mothers death she does not really eat that much. She associates food with her mother and is grieving her loss and every time she tries to eat she gets a memory of her. Just because she is super famous she makes a top headline for this story! Who cares if she is not eating, of course the death of her mother is sad, but people go through stuff like this everyday. No one is going to read this and say poor Angeline, she can't eat. It must be hard to have Brad Pitt as your husband to support you and be one of the richest woman in Hollywood, but poor baby you can't eat! If anything I feel bad for her kids, there is not as much to hold on to when she carries them.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Pax is coming home

Pax is coming home. Brangelina's new installment into there United Nations of a family is on its way. The family has left Ho Chi Min City and are supposed to arrive today. Angelina says she Maddox, and Zahara spent a few days trying to bond with Pax in order to get him used to having a family. He has barely met his new father, and when he comes home is going to be in shock over his surroundings. One thing is for sure this kid is going to get very spoiled very soon. Him and Maddox will have a good bond because they are almost the same age. These kids are very lucky they have two of the richest and hottest celebrities in the world, any kid would be so lucky to be adopted to these two!

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Angelina is back in action



Angelina Jolie is on a role, as if she does not travel enough! She is set to start filming "Wanted" for Universal Pictures in Eastern Europe. The film which co-stars Morgan Freeman and James McAvoy is about a young man who finds out his father is an assassin, then realizes he was murdered. After his father's murder McAvoy is recruited to become an assassin to replace his dad's role. Jolie is his mentor and teaches him the art of assassination. The character she is playing should come naturally to her, because of her role in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She played a female assassin who had to kill her husband (Brad Pitt) who was her rival. She has two other movies coming out soon as well. "The Changeling" and "A Mighty Heart."

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Daily recap

Sorry guys it was a slow day! but here is my recap.

  • Angelina got her new son Pax Thien Jolie , who is now happy and healthy and at home with the Brangelina clan.
  • Rosie did it again, it might not be as bad as her comments before, but she is still mocking "American Idol" she made fun of Sanjay Malakar today on "The View" because apparently he is tone def. I think we should all be able to judge for ourselves.
  • Britney is addicted again. She drinks close to a case of coke a day. Isn't rehab supposed to help you get over an addiction.
  • Rachel Ray is more than just "30 Minute Meals" She has gotten sevenDaytime Emmy nods, which include best morning show and best host. I guess it pays to be a goofy chef who love EVOO!
  • Regis is out of surgery and is fine. He will be out of commission for almost five weeks. Poor Kelly what is she going to do without her "Big Daddy" for all of you that watch "Live With Regis and Kelly" you know what I am talking about.
  • Sandra Bullock got her revenge today on "The Ellen Degeneres Show" she broke a bottle over Ellen's head, I definitely don't think it was as bad as her eating a pepper but maybe it made her feel a little better.

Morning News


Its a boy! Angelina got her new son yesterday. She picked the three year old from Tam Binh Orphanage in Vietnam. She is naming her son Pax Thien Jolie. During the adoption ceremony he was scared and started crying, but was fine later. Angelina is trying to bring her new son home this weekend but she has to go through the U.S. consulate first in order to get her son a passport to get him to the states.





It is fun to be in the audience for talk show. Some people wait their whole lives to go to one. Look at shows like "Oprah" and "Ellen" that have a waiting list for almost 1 year. Well on lucky lady got the chance to go to "Martha Stewart" show, but turns out she was not so lucky. Shirley Shephard was the lucky lady who got to sit in the studio audience on Tuesday morning, but what she did not realize was that she may be the highlight of the show. It turns out she was the courtroom sketch artist during Martha Stewarts very publicized trial. Stewart called her out and made her stand up and told her she was a horrible artist. I have a feeling Shirley will wait a while before going to another talk show.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Angelina Almost Kidnapped

Angelina Jolie told News of the world that she was a target for a kidnapping. She will not say when or where it occurred, just that it was in the village of some foreign country. Authorities found out that she was the target and some gangsters were plotting to snatch the Hollywood Starlet. She was warned right before it was about to occur and was able to escape. Of course Brad was freaking out and is very concerned about their children. There is an obvious and simple solution, If they are so worried about their kids safety maybe they should stop taking them to third world countries that can be extremely dangerous. Obviously the proof is there, why put your kids in that situation! Come on!!!!!!!!!

Friday, March 9, 2007

Morning news











  • Madonna and Britney are more alike than we may think. She was caught yesterday buckling up her newly adopted son David in the back seat of her Escalade, with no car seat. She ended up sitting with him on her lap. After all of the controversy Britney went through for driving with her son on her lap why would Madonna do the same thing? She is one of the most influential artists of our time. With everything going on with her adopted son, she had to have known the paparazzi were going to be watching her every move. It might not be as bad as what Britney did, but it is pretty much the same thing. Come on people you can definitely afford a car seat!
  • Angelina Jolie is coming back to the big screen. After her and Brad Pitt got together she has been keeping a low profile. Other than issues with her children and her new adoption she has not been in the tabloids as much as she used to be. It is all about to change know that she has two movies coming out "Beowulf," and "The Mighty Heart," and is also set to star in "The Changeling" which will be directed by Clint Eastwood. She will play the role of a young mother whose son has been abducted, when she gets him back she does not think it is her son, she blames corruption on the LAPD. This movie is based on a true story from actual events that happened in the 1920's. The film is a project headed by Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment.
  • "Borat" is coming to television. Twentieth Century Pictures has landed a deal with USA Network to have the movie air on their channel for $11 million. Certain content of the movie will be cut, in order to have it run on network television, and certain scenes ( The wrestling nude scene) will be pixilated so it can run on syndicated television. The network wants to approach Sacha Baron Cohen to introduce the film on air before its television debut. USA is also pondering the idea of purchasing the first 12 episodes of "Da Ali G Show" as a lead in to the film. The movie will not on air on USA until April 2009, but it is guaranteed that everyone will be watching.