Paris got lucky!

Paris got off easy and will only be going to jail for 23 days, the heiress will be doing her time at the Century Regional Detention Center and has to report for her sentence on June 5. Instead of six weeks with out her shoes, dogs, drinks, guys, and clubs she will only have to survive for three. Good luck!

A clumsy evening could get you $200,000!

When you are at a bar with your friends you have a good time and have a few drinks, there is always that one person that may have had a little to much to drink. Matthew Shewmake was walking out of Norb's Tavern in Madison, Wisconsin with a beer bottle because he thought it would be a good idea to drink some more in the parking lot. As he was walking out of the bar he tripped and fell causing him to break his beer bottle, Shewmake fell onto the beer bottle and got injured so he has decided to sue the bar for $200,000. How stupid can this guy be? He got drunk in a bar then illegally walked out with a bottle of beer. He is lucky he did not get fined or arrested now is he is trying to make a profit for drinking!

Now she is a coke addict!

Remember when she was nice and pure, well in her commercials at least!
The news with Britney never seems to stop? Now it has come to the point where people are watching how much she drinks in a day, It is kind of gross but she is drinking about a case of coke a day. I thought going to rehab was supposed to stop addictions not give you more. I don't get it?