Britney is free! She got out of Promises rehabilitation center this morning. The pop princess has completed the 30 day program and is ready to go home to her two sons. Where is k-fed? you would think he would come to see Britney, but he is preparing for his big birthday bash at Pure night club in Vegas. Britney gets out of rehab and K-fed is getting drunk, their two sons are so lucky to have parents like these two! Lets see if this program truly helped her control her temper and the crazy decisions she has made over the last few months. It won't be as fun for us if she doesn't do something crazy, what are we supposed to read about.
Paula Abdul is going after Simon Cowell again, It is no secret that the two "American Idol" judges don't see eye to eye, but Paula took it a little to far. On "The Late Show" she hit him where it hurts, she made fun of his manhood and called him arrogant. They should just hook up and get it over with, it is bound to happen eventually, then maybe their will finally be peace between the two.
"Paula Vs. Simon"
Tom Cruise is pushing the Beckham's a little to far. He does not stop calling them and wants them to adopt Scientology. Victoria is getting very annoyed by how often he is calling and how overbearing he is with Katie. The two new best friends have a lot to talk about, Katie's relationship with Tom. Posh and Becks feel bad over how controlling Tom is over Katie, and they want to help. The girls go shopping, and god knows what the guys do?
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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