The new season of"Dancing With the Stars" premiered last night and I think the question on many peoples mind was how is Heather Mills going to dance with her prosthetic leg. She has some stiff competition with dancers like Ian Ziering and Joey Fatone who after only one night are the favorites. I think Heather Mills is going to surprise everyone and throw in some fierce competition. She seems very dedicated and in control. The show aired some of the rehearsals and she seemed to fall a lot because she is only balancing on one leg. It is very hard for her to walk let alone dance. Everyone is waiting for her to get on that stage and watch her fall, but I truly think she is going to surprise all the viewers, she could make it to the top of the dancing chain. Tune in to" Dancing With The Stars" to find out how she does.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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