For everyone that is terrified to go into the water because of the living creatures beneath the water - BEWARE!!! During a 5-kilometer swimming competition in Melbourne, Australia the sounds coming from the ocean were screams of agonizing pain. The choppy waters were infested with jellyfish, they were stinging the competitors all over their face and bodies. The invasion of these jellyfish did not stop the girls from competing, they pushed through the pain and swam as hard and fast as they could. The stinging gave them the motivation they needed to get out of the water as quickly as they possible could. One brave woman, and WINNER of the race,Larisa Ilchenkodid not seem too phased by the conditions at all- she said she was just glad there were no sharks in the water! Now that's one tough aussie. How would one treat a jellyfish wound anyway...... hmmm??? remember what Monica Gellar did? if not click here!
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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