Oil Heir Brandon Davis forced his way into a Details magazine party. He was not on the guest list and threw a fit when he was denied access to the party. He begged the doorman to find Greek Shipping Heir Stavos Niarchos so he could vouch for him. When Stavros was found he begged people to tell Davis he was not there. Brandon made such a fuss at the door andwas eventually let in. Stavros went up to the Details editor and sincerely apologized for Davis' actions. All the money in the world still can't get you into a party, maybe Brandon should stop calling people "fire crotch" that might help him out a little bit.
Happy Easter! At least forKevin and Britney it was. The two have been divorced for a week and they have completely switched roles. Kevin is the hardcore party animal and Britney is trying to be is the stay at home mom. Kevin spent Easter weekend in Las Vegas with his buddies, got drunk, went to a strip club then decided to drive home to spend Easter with his kids. Britney did the complete opposite, she spent Sunday afternoon at the Laker game then indulged herself in some retail therapy. If Britney was shopping and Kevin was on his way back from Vegas, what did their kids do? I hope they got to see the Easter Bunny!
Joel Madden is such a gentleman. He never says anything good or bad about his relationships. He likes to keep things simple so he does not get put in gossip situations like Britney and Kevin, or Paris and the boyfriend she has at the time do. Now that he is dating Nicole Richie they are always followed by paparazzi and get many candid pictures of the couple, they are splashed all over entertainment magazines. He is constantly asked about his relationship with Nicole and his previous relationship with Hilary Duff and decided never to give candid details about his relationships. It is nice to know there are still some good guys out there.
Britney and Kevin's divorce is final. The had a five hour meeting yesterday to agree on a settlement. Know that Britney is out of rehab she is waiting to get her kids back. First she has to prove she is over her infamous party girl phase.
John Mayer got the Simpson approval. He got the thumbs up from Jessica's sister Ashlee. The threesome have been seen together around Los Angeles sipping cocktails and going to concerts.
Ellen's house is up for sale. The $24million Montecito Ranch has been put on the market. Maybe Sandra Bullock should buy it so she can recreate the wedding she had dreamed of.
Parisdrove with a suspended license and might get thrown in the slammer for up to 90 days. The kicker is she said she had no idea her license was suspended. How stupid can she really be!
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is playing the role of the long awaited film about the life of Henry VIII "The Tudors." The Golden Globe winner is said to be spectacular in this ten part series which will air on Showtime April 1.
Mark Wahlberg is on fire. He is set to star in the new M. Night Shyamalan flick "The Happening." It is coming out on June 13,2008, ironically enough that date is Friday the 13. Perfect day for a new thriller about the end of the world.
George Hamilton may be the new Bob Barker. He is in talks to replace the highly respected game show host on "The Price is Right." He will be the new guy telling everyone to come on down!
Dine and Dash is still an art form in some places. Beware folks! eventually someone is going to catch you.
Britney's divorce settlement is almost final. After a five hour meeting last night with her ex Kevin Federline. She decided to giver herself a night out at West Hollywood lounge Bridge. Spears and Federline had a rocky road, and after they broke up Britney went a little crazy and partied for months claiming it was her time to have fun . She started hitting the party circuit with the infamous Paris Hilton. All the partying ended in her shaving her head and checking herself into rehab. Now that she is out of rehab she is starting fresh. Her divorce settlement is final and she will be getting custody of her kids back, as long as she stays sober of course!
Britney is free! She got out of Promises rehabilitation center this morning. The pop princess has completed the 30 day program and is ready to go home to her two sons. Where is k-fed? you would think he would come to see Britney, but he is preparing for his big birthday bash at Pure night club in Vegas. Britney gets out of rehab and K-fed is getting drunk, their two sons are so lucky to have parents like these two! Lets see if this program truly helped her control her temper and the crazy decisions she has made over the last few months. It won't be as fun for us if she doesn't do something crazy, what are we supposed to read about.
Paula Abdul is going after Simon Cowell again, It is no secret that the two "American Idol" judges don't see eye to eye, but Paula took it a little to far. On "The Late Show" she hit him where it hurts, she made fun of his manhood and called him arrogant. They should just hook up and get it over with, it is bound to happen eventually, then maybe their will finally be peace between the two.
"Paula Vs. Simon"
Tom Cruise is pushing the Beckham's a little to far. He does not stop calling them and wants them to adopt Scientology. Victoria is getting very annoyed by how often he is calling and how overbearing he is with Katie. The two new best friends have a lot to talk about, Katie's relationship with Tom. Posh and Becks feel bad over how controlling Tom is over Katie, and they want to help. The girls go shopping, and god knows what the guys do?
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
Oil Heir Brandon Davis forced his way into a Details magazine party. He was not on the guest list and threw a fit when he was denied access to the party. He begged the doorman to find Greek Shipping Heir Stavos Niarchos so he could vouch for him. When Stavros was found he begged people to tell Davis he was not there. Brandon made such a fuss at the door andwas eventually let in. Stavros went up to the Details editor and sincerely apologized for Davis' actions. All the money in the world still can't get you into a party, maybe Brandon should stop calling people "fire crotch" that might help him out a little bit.
Happy Easter! At least for Kevin and Britney it was. The two have been divorced for a week and they have completely switched roles. Kevin is the hardcore party animal and Britney is trying to be is the stay at home mom. Kevin spent Easter weekend in Las Vegas with his buddies, got drunk, went to a strip club then decided to drive home to spend Easter with his kids. Britney did the complete opposite, she spent Sunday afternoon at the Laker game then indulged herself in some retail therapy. If Britney was shopping and Kevin was on his way back from Vegas, what did their kids do? I hope they got to see the Easter Bunny!
