If Paris turned into a version of Tinkerbell

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"American Idol" has definitely given back. The glorified telethon which aired Tuesday and Wednesday raised close to $60,000,000. "Idol Gives Back", which was hosted by Ellen Degeneres, aired in order to raise money for impoverished children in Africa and America, kids should be able to eat and get their medicine. No one wants a million little kids walking around looking like Nicolle Richie.


Paris Hilton has found a new species to neglect. The "charitable" heiress decided to adopt a pair of kittens from a local pet depot. Poor Tinkerbell she is going to have to share the spotlight with two new kitties.






Lindsay thinks being an actress is very lonely, she defends going out every night because she claims she does not like to be alone. Partying in clubs and getting drunk is the perfect way to find someone new to take home with her every night so she never has to sleep by herself. Oh Lindsay what are we going to do with you? Please keep telling people your random thoughts, it makes for great news!





Even one of the most beautiful girls in the world get criticized for their weird features. Angelina Jolie got snapped in a bad moment, one of the veins in her forehead is popping out and a lucky photographer got a picture of it. I guess we all need to find flaw in someone so beautiful in order to make us a little happier.




Alec apologized for calling his daughter Ireland a pig on "The View" this morning, he needed some type of back up and I guess he thought having Rosie in his corner would help him out, maybe the Donald will find another reason to talk about her and everyone will leave Alec alone. It was a nice try but I don't think it is going to work for him. Good luck!



Alec on "The View"

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Paris' face is plastered all over storage ads. She did not know that ads of her with Tinkerbell were on kiosks all over the city to endorse mini storage units. The slogan for the ad says "Your closet is so shallow" it makes Paris look deep and thoughtful, but obviously she is not because she had no idea that these ads existed.


Bon Jovi is going to get his hands dirty tomorrow. He is going to help finish building an energy efficient condominium complex in Brooklyn. Tomorrow's ceremony is going to be hosted by Habitat for Humanity and "Force For Global Good." Once the complex is finished it will be rented to families with low income. I am sure the girls are going to flock to Brooklyn to watch Bon Jovi with a hammer.