Meredith gets the first interview

The Today show has made a $1 million deal with Paris Hilton to get the first interview when she is sprung from jail. Paris said she did not want to meet with Matt Lauer because he had made some comments about Paris' situation that she did not care for. Meredith Vieira will be the one in the hot seat interviewing the infamous heiress.

Does Kelly eat or puke?

Kelly Clarkson says she loves food way to much to have an eating disorder, but admitted to being bulimic when she was in high school. One of her friends caught on to her problem and Kelly quit her disorder cold turkey. If you are gonna eat what is the point of throwing it up it is so gross and I imagine it must start to hurt after a while. Kelly might as well have not eaten anything or taken after many other young female celebs and went on the "liquid diet."

TomKat twins

TomKat are starting to become twins. Katie decided to get a shag haircut just like her adorable hubby has. I am sure Tom put her up to the idea so he could constantly look at a female version of himself. The whole idea seems a little too disturbing but I guess if it works for them who am I to question it.

Jessica and Dane spoof Yoko Ono and John Lennon

Dane Cook and Jessica Alba are promoting their upcoming film Good luck chuck and decided to create their poster with a knock off of the infamous Rolling Stone cover that featured Yoko Ono and John Lennon. Their poster will definitely make a statement all around the world.

Is Britney back to her old ways?

Britney was spotted at West Hollywood hot spot Lola's kicking back with a few cocktails. Britney denied having a drinking problem and was seen throwing back a few just 90 days after leaving rehab. Britney might as well go to hot spot rehab and get drunk there at least that way she can say she truly enjoyed her time in rehab.

Jessica Biel gets what she wants, and was pronounced to be extremely hot! Jessica has it all she has Justin Timberlake, the perfect body, and a few coveted upcoming film roles. With all she has going on everything about her is extremely hot.

No more plastic bags

There is cotton environmentally friendly bag that comes out today from Anya Hindmarch. The bag costs $15 and is called “I’m Not a Plastic Bag.” There are many celebrities carrying this bag in an effort to get rid of the use of plastic bags in all stores. This bag has a waiting list with more than 90,000 people on it. This bag was originally sold in UK supermarkets but now it will be available at a Whole Foods market near you.

The new party couples

TomKat and London's most beautiful couple partied until 7:30 in the morning to celebrate Real Madrid winning the Spanish title. This was a big moment for Becks because it was his last game playing for the Real Madrid, his next stop is playing for LA galaxy while Posh and Becks settle into their new digs in Beverly Hills.

The new possible host of The Price is Right

Rosie may be close to being the replacement for the infamous Bob Barker. The loud mouthed and opinionated ex talk show host has a meeting with the game shows producers later this week to determine whether or not they think she should be eligible for the job.

It's "time to make the donuts"

Naomi Campbell is the new spokeswoman for Dunkin' Donuts. Naomi filmed a commercial yesterday for the infamous donut and coffee chain in order to boost her reputation after throwing a cell phone at her maid and being sentenced to community service, I guess it is Naomi's time to make the donuts!

Paris' jail mail

The only way Paris is getting through her sentence is by reading all the mail that fans and friends have been sending her. The "not so dumb" Paris enjoys reading her junk mail more than one of the books that are on the reading cart. Whatever gets you through the day Paris!

What a day!

7:00 am- Uff! What a day, what a day. I don't even know where to begin, I guess I will start by getting woken up at 7am and having my mom ask me if I will go to Trenton, NJ with her. As you may imagine I thought it was a dream because it just seemed like such a random request.

8:00 am- I went back to sleep and had my mom come in once again and wake me up out of my sweet slumber asking me to go to Trenton, NJ with her. I realized that her request from an hour before was not a dream; I just did not realize she was really talking to me. At first I was so confused and told her I did not want to go, but then she came back again twenty minutes later.


8:30 am- I finally decided that I had to get up and go because other wise she would keep coming in and ask me the same thing at least two more times.

8:40 am- I finally got up and went in her room and asked her why she wanted me to go to Trenton so badly, she finally told me it was time for her to hand in her pension documents so she could retire and have everything settled. I was so happy for her, the long process of figuring out a pension plan would finally be over and she would be able to enjoy her last two months of work with no stress. My mother has been working for the state for almost 26 years and now that her time is coming to an end she could not be happier. I was honored that she wanted to share this experience with me but I did not realize exactly what it would entail.

9:15 am- Once I finally got out of my morning funk my mother and I had already gotten into a little tiff, I will admit that it was my fault because I was a little cranky, (Mom when you read this I apologize!) I tried to be in a good mood so she could enjoy her day and then I realized how far Trenton actually is. I had been there a few times before but that was between the ages of 8-13 for school field trips.

10:45 am- It took us about an hour and a half to get there, luckily I got full reign over the radio. Once we finally got there I will just say parking was somewhat of an issue, we finally decided to park in a garage that was fairly close to where we had to go. Once we got into the pensions office we had to wait for about forty minutes until my mom could go in and file her paper work with one of the pension officers.

11:45 am- Once my mom actually got called to go in I realized that I would not be able to go into the office with her, once again I was sitting in the reception area waiting . The magazine selection was not even close to par, most of the magazines the office had were either about the military, pension plans, retirement plans, or UsWeekly from December 2006. There was left for me to do but sit and wait.





12:00 pm- I decided instead of sitting in the same spot for the next hour or so I would explore the building a little bit. To my surprise I found a small cafe so I decided to get a cup of coffee. The first sip of coffee I took burned the s**t out of my mouth and then I sat down with the steaming hot cup and of course spilled some on myself. I thought my morning could not get any worse but trust me I was wrong.

12:20 pm- I went back into the office and was patiently sitting and waiting for my mom to come out of that a sense of relief and a huge smile on her face but unfortunately as I was waiting the office started to get full.

12:45 pm ( it just gets better and better!) - Much to my dismay a large and not so lovely smelling man decided to sit next to me. I could not move because there were no seats left and I did not want to walk out of the office because I just thought that would be way to rude. If you think that is bad the kicker of it all was the man sitting next to me found a buddy that he had met in JAIL!! I promise you I am not making any of this up. The two men started talking and I was just stuck next to him and the other guy listening to them share war stories of things that had happened during their “sentence” and whom they thought might be dead or alive at this time. I was sitting there and freaking out!

1:15 pm- I have never been so happy to see my mother in my life. I jumped out of that chair and waited for her to make her way down the little hallway. I thought she would be the one with the huge sense of relief but the tables had turned and I was the one who was so happy to get out of that office!

1:30 pm- We were finally able to get out of the office, but we were so frazzled when we got out that we forgot where we had parked. We walked around in a circle and then realized we parked on a completely different street. Once we finally got in the car it was so hot and I started to really reek of coffee from the little spill I had earlier in the day. I just could not wait to get home!

1:40 pm- My mom decided that she wanted to try a different way home, for all of you out there that may know anything about my mom she is the queen of trying to find shortcuts. My mom decided that she wanted to try to take a new way home so of course I did not want to argue with her and spoil her elated mood, unfortunately it turned out we were going the wrong way and ended up in a construction zone. I honestly thought we were never going to make it home, it was only a quarter to 2 but it seemed like it was 8:00.

2:00- Thank god we are finally on the highway and on our way home, well at least that is what I thought . My mom decided that she wanted to celebrate her big day with a late lunch, I was not about to complain after all it was her day. We were driving and driving looking for a place to eat and of course we could not settle on a destination, until I saw my haven; On the Border is one of my favorite Mexican restaurants so I somehow convinced my mom she would love it, (which she did by the way.) We went in and I had never been so happy to eat a nice and comforting meal, I am sure my mom felt the same way.

3:00- We are going home!!!!!

4:15- I have to say today was an extremely interesting experience and I am happy for my mother but I promise all of you out there, I will never step foot into that office again. I might be exaggerating a little bit, but I really don't think so. If any of you think you had a horrible day I hope my experience will make you laugh a little bit.

Ellen was raised by Drag Queens

Ellen Pompeo said growing up she was practically raised by drag queens and most of her friends were gay, no wonder she has such a good sense of style and is willing to take risks. If she has the support of the gay community she must be doing something right fashion wise.

Is Nicole pregnant?

Nicole Richie might be eating for two, she is allegedly pregnant with Joel Madden's baby. Nicole has gotten extremely skinny so it will be nice to see her actually eating and gaining some baby weight.

Bill's new scandal

Bill Clinton and Shaquille O'Neal have been grouped together in a Las Vegas prostitution case. Bill and Shaq's names were revealed by Las Vegas madam Esperanza Brooks, at least this time Bill is not going through the scandal alone he has Shaquille O'Neal by his side.

Is Paris dumb or is it just an act?

Paris swears she is not dumb she claims it was all an act in order to get some attention. Paris told Barbara Walters that she really is a smart girl but all the publicity she was "surprised" with was purely an act.

Jen as a musician

Jen is trying to develop a movie musical for DreamWorks and is considering taking the leading role, I guess we will all find out soon if Jennifer will be able to sing her heart out.

Britney's new album title

Britney is trying to come up with a name for her new album and was thinking about using a Lohan joke for the title.

Posh TV

Victoria will be coming to your television screen in mid July, her show Victoria Beckham: Coming to America was supposed to air in six parts but now will be a one hour special July 16, on NBC. This show will allow us to see what Posh and Becks are really like, I just hope they don't turn into the next Nick and Jessica, reality shows have never been kind to the married couples.

The Olsen twins are officially legal

It is official, the Olsen twins have finally turned 21! I wonder which one of them will check into rehab first.

Owen's strip joint ride

Owen needed a lap dance so badly he decided to ride his bike over to the infamous strip club Scores.

Paris' get out of jail party

Paris is waiting for the day she gets out of jail and will be more than willing to pop the champagne. Paris' family is trying to plan a get out of jail party for the heiress in Las Vegas at PURE night club or Hard Rock Hotel and Casino so she can get drunk in a stress free environment without the orange jumpsuit!

Who makes a better girlfriend?

It turns out that Jen's new mystery man is an old boyfriend of Victoria Beckham's friend. Paul Sculfor briefly dated Poshes makeup artist and became friends with Posh. The two were seen having lunch together this past weekend and of course paparazzi jumped to conclusions and assumed they were dating or had once dated. What would Becks have to say about this, i guess he does not have to say anything it was an innocent lunch but I am sure at some point Paul wondered what Posh would have been like as a girlfriend.

John Travolta vs. the gays

The gays are planning to boycott Travolta's film Hairspray, many people feel think that due to Travolta's Scientology background he has not right to portray a drag queen in the film.


Hairspray

Patrick's diaper duty

Patrick is to busy with his new movie Maid of Honor and the new season of Grey's Anatomy he does not even have time to change a diaper. McDreamy is a proud new father of twins Darby and Sullivan but he has been so busy he has not been able to spend as much time with the kids as he would like. It is time for McDreamy to give up the scrubs for a few packages of diapers.

Borat is going to be a dad!

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are expecting their first child together. High Fiiiive!!!!!

Let the battle begin

"Claymates" are at war with each other, the rabid Clay Aiken fans are fighting over the former "Idol" and whether or not he is straight or gay. Clay never discusses his sexual orientation but his fans will always be there to back him up.

How we will never see Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson says she never wants to get pregnant because she is not selfless enough to have a child. I guess she will get to keep her body the way it is, lucky girl!

What might have been

One night in the 80's could have made Madonna part of the Kennedy family. Madge did not need the publicity or more of the spotlight she was about to get a taste of a Kennedy. John Jr. and Madonna were about to spend a night together but due to a lack of latex they were never able to enjoy that one night. I wonder if Madonna ever wonders what might have been.

Jamie Lee Curtis blames the mom's

Jamie Lee Curtis blames Lynne Spears, Kathy Hilton, and Dinah Lohan for all of their children's problems. Curtis thinks the parents did not do enough to help their kids and that is why Britney, Lindsay, and Paris are on a downward spiral.

Barbara spills the beans on Paris

Barbara Walters shared the details of a conversation she had over the weekend with Paris Hilton on The View this morning. Paris talked about what life in jail is like, and how she is very depressed about being sent back. Walters who is a Hilton family friend has full confidence that Paris will get through this rough patch in life and come out of it a better person.

Lord of the Rings stars get screwed

The stars of Lord of the Rings are getting very angry because they are getting screwed out of almost $5 million in royalties. The cast signed contracts stating they were to get 5 percent of all the merchandise, but so far they have not seen a penny. I don't know what these actors are complaining about, it is not like they are broke and desperately need the money.

Paris trades in bologna for cupcakes

Paris was put on house arrest and traded in a cold jail cell for a nice 45 day stint in her Hollywood mansion. Paris went from eating bologna sandwiches for Mrs. Beasley's cupcakes and tons of paparazzi waiting outside of her home. Paris might be sent back to jail, but for now she is indulging her sweet tooth and her glamour shots while she still can.

Lindsay hits the gym

Lindsay Lohan checked herself into rehab again on Memorial Day but decided to take a break from her treatments for some much needed workout time. I wonder if her water bottle was really filled with "water."

Adam's new girl

Adam Brody is cozying up to Hostel II actress Lauren German. They have been spotted at a few events in Hollywood together, maybe Adam is getting ready to settle down with his new girl!

Isaiah is out

Isaiah Washington found out yesterday that his contract for Grey's Anatomy was not being renewed, and he might not be able to return to the show in the fall. Isaiah has had a lot of controversy with other cast members and I am sure they are relieved to know that he might not return, Seattle Grace won't be the same without Dr. Burke!

Kendra might be out of the Playboy Mansion

Hef might be looking for a new blond might not find her as attractive as he once used to. Will Kendra be out of the mansion or will she try to find a way to seduce to fill in for his girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson. Kendra is worried that Hef all over again? Either way I am sure Holly and Bridget will do whatever they can to back her up. The Girls Next Door just would not be the same without Kendra.

Who is a better father?

Donald Trump Jr. is a new father to baby girl Kai Madison, will he be able to follow in the Trumpster's footsteps or will he learn from all the mistakes his father made, I am sure we will all find out soon enough!

Is it Nicolles turn next?

Paris was freed from jail and was put on house arrest to finish her 23 day sentence, but the question is will Nicolle be as lucky as Paris was or will she be sent to the slammer for a full sentence?

Angelina is trying to give Brad his moment

Angelina is trying to give Brad the spotlight for Ocean's 13 but she is always around his crew so she might as well become part of the cast.

Beat boxing challenge!

If these two battled I am sure Blake would give Justin a run for his money, after his beat boxing performance on American Idol we all got to see Blake's talent, but it would be even funner to watch him go head to head with JT.

Will saved Bruce

Will Smith helped Bruce Willis have a good relationship with his kids and his ex Demi Moore's new husband, now they all seem like one big happy family.

Katherine Heigl is getting married

Katherine is getting married in December and is looking for a modest wedding dress, this could be the perfect one for her.

Movie Awards insult for jail bird Paris

Even when Paris is in jail she finds a way to make enemies.

Here is what Owen Wilson might look like as a girl

Best talks are had in the bath tub, I am sure the clothing would be off though

Nick must be wondering if they made out!

Cameron Diaz vs. Princess Fiona, Who is the better surfer?

Real World: Las Vegas reunited