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Oil Heir Brandon Davis forced his way into a Details magazine party. He was not on the guest list and threw a fit when he was denied access to the party. He begged the doorman to find Greek Shipping Heir Stavos Niarchos so he could vouch for him. When Stavros was found he begged people to tell Davis he was not there. Brandon made such a fuss at the door andwas eventually let in. Stavros went up to the Details editor and sincerely apologized for Davis' actions. All the money in the world still can't get you into a party, maybe Brandon should stop calling people "fire crotch" that might help him out a little bit.

Happy Easter! At least for Kevin and Britney it was. The two have been divorced for a week and they have completely switched roles. Kevin is the hardcore party animal and Britney is trying to be is the stay at home mom. Kevin spent Easter weekend in Las Vegas with his buddies, got drunk, went to a strip club then decided to drive home to spend Easter with his kids. Britney did the complete opposite, she spent Sunday afternoon at the Laker game then indulged herself in some retail therapy. If Britney was shopping and Kevin was on his way back from Vegas, what did their kids do? I hope they got to see the Easter Bunny!

Jane Magazine asks for cleavage

Working at Jane Magazine may be more than any woman bargained for. The magazine had to cancel an article they were planning called "A Guide to Boobs" after the photographers were going around and asking random employees to bare their chest for the article. Imagine being at work and someone coming up to you and saying hi! I want to take a photo of your boobs. I would be like get the hell out of here! Hmm... I wonder if the photographer was male or female? The article was cancelled because the editor put out a call sheet to have other females apply to have their boobs photographed. 53 women of different shapes and sizes were chosen and it was supposed to be an anonymous shot. When one of the editors assistants came into the shoot and started calling out names she got busted, everything went downhill from there. Naked women were running around and screaming ( a dream for many men) and the magazine had to make a public apology and paid the women there $50 dues.