Madonna and Britney are more alike than we may think. She was caught yesterday buckling up her newly adopted son David in the back seat of her Escalade, with no car seat. She ended up sitting with him on her lap. After all of the controversy Britney went through for driving with her son on her lap why would Madonna do the same thing? She is one of the most influential artists of our time. With everything going on with her adopted son, she had to have known the paparazzi were going to be watching her every move. It might not be as bad as what Britney did, but it is pretty much the same thing. Come on people you can definitely afford a car seat!
Angelina Jolie is coming back to the big screen. After her and Brad Pitt got together she has been keeping a low profile. Other than issues with her children and her new adoption she has not been in the tabloids as much as she used to be. It is all about to change know that she has two movies coming out "Beowulf," and "The Mighty Heart," and is also set to star in "The Changeling" which will be directed by Clint Eastwood. She will play the role of a young mother whose son has been abducted, when she gets him back she does not think it is her son, she blames corruption on the LAPD. This movie is based on a true story from actual events that happened in the 1920's. The film is a project headed by Universal Pictures and Imagine Entertainment.
"Borat" is coming to television. Twentieth Century Pictures has landed a deal with USA Network to have the movie air on their channel for $11 million. Certain content of the movie will be cut, in order to have it run on network television, and certain scenes ( The wrestling nude scene) will be pixilated so it can run on syndicated television. The network wants to approach Sacha Baron Cohen to introduce the film on air before its television debut. USA is also pondering the idea of purchasing the first 12 episodes of "Da Ali G Show" as a lead in to the film. The movie will not on air on USA until April 2009, but it is guaranteed that everyone will be watching.
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blond joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kick boxing champion and a natural blond. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blond. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blond. Do you still want to tell me that blond joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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