A secret walk down the aisle

Brittany made her way down the aisle but it is not the Britney that you are thinking off. Brittany Murphy secretly got married to her screenwriter boyfriend Simon Monjack. Brittany who broke off an engagement eight months ago decided to take a chance and get married. The newly married couple were together at the Kentucky Derby drinking and sporting their wedding rings. Brittany and Simon did not want photographers to take pictures of their wedding rings because they wanted to make a formal announcement. I give the marriage tow months before Brittany realizes she does not want to be married.

Break room Blabber

Just in case you have no recollection of your weekend here are some things to talk about.

• You can still get a piece of Anna Nicole, her clothing line "Tex Sex" is being sold on ebay.

• Is Britney pregnant or is she pretending. She went on a rant to x17 online photographer and said if America Believes she is pregnant then she must be. When it comes to Britney you never know what to believe.

• Prince William is single and ready to mingle. He needs to get married and crown a princess but I am sure he is going to hook up with as many girls as he can before he has to settle down.

• Marilyn Manson has found his twin. Young and previously innocent Evan Rachel Wood has a tight relationship with goth rocker Marilyn Manson. They enjoy the same things and have the same schedules. I don't understand how these women are attracted to him, he got two beautiful women Dita Von Teese and now Evan Rachel Wood I would be scared to look at him let a lone sleep with him.

• Grey's Anatomy is taking a break. The cast of the hit show will have off for two months. The cast is really looking forward to the time off. After all of the drama that started when Isaiah Washington outed T.R. Knight the Cast of the popular show started to grow apart. The break from each other will give them a chance to refresh and regroup.
  

Jane Magazine asks for cleavage

Working at Jane Magazine may be more than any woman bargained for. The magazine had to cancel an article they were planning called "A Guide to Boobs" after the photographers were going around and asking random employees to bare their chest for the article. Imagine being at work and someone coming up to you and saying hi! I want to take a photo of your boobs. I would be like get the hell out of here! Hmm... I wonder if the photographer was male or female? The article was cancelled because the editor put out a call sheet to have other females apply to have their boobs photographed. 53 women of different shapes and sizes were chosen and it was supposed to be an anonymous shot. When one of the editors assistants came into the shoot and started calling out names she got busted, everything went downhill from there. Naked women were running around and screaming ( a dream for many men) and the magazine had to make a public apology and paid the women there $50 dues.