For those of you that just woke up....

Naomi Campbell was supposed to get her own show for MTV called "The Minion." It would be about Campbell's search for a new assistant. Whoever Campbell's assistant may turn out to be should make sure there is never a cell phone in Campbell's hand. One thing her assistant maynot have to do is take the trash out Naomi has had a lot of practice in that area maybe she will do it herself. Unfortunately we may never get to find out who the lucky assistant will be. MTV pulled the show after Campbell and her reps stopped returning their phone calls.

Ryan Philippe is drunk and horny, he tried to go out and get laid the other night at The Chateau Marmont Hotel. Unfortunately for him most of the girls were ignoring his mating call of "Your hot, get over here" what girl would'nt want to run right over, such a sweet way to meet someone, just kidding! He decided to leave when no girls would talk to him and went to Teddy's to try his luck there.


Howard is on Larry's side now. After we all found out that Larry Birkhead is Daniellynn's father Larry and Howard made peace. Howard K.Stern gave Larry a hug and congratulated him. Larry may not get his daughter right away but Howard said he could come to he house and see her whenever he wanted to . Birkhead may never get custody of his daughter, it is still up to the court to decide whether or not he would be a good father. Congratulations! you win, but you still can't have your kid.

Ryan Philippe can't get a girl and his ex wife Reese Witherspoon already has a new boyfriend. Ryan should have never cheated on her how will he get himself laid? Reese Witherspoon is dating Hollywood Hottie Jake Gyllenhall. She pursued him after her divorce and luckily enough she got him, they are a quiet low key couple who sit home and have quiet evenings together. The couple try to stay out of the party scene, I am sure Reeese is having a lot more sex than Ryan is!


Katie and Posh might start their own business, the want to try to start a kids clothing line. They have been talking about designs and want to bring someone from Gwen Stefani's L.A.M.B collection to help them. I don't see this happening because I doubt Tom Cruise is going to let Katie sit in front of a sewing machine and make her own clothes.

Morning News

Jay- Z makes good on his promises, he had a friendly bet with playboy editor Rob Tannenbaum on whether or not Jay-Z would ever retire. When Jay-z retired for a little while he won the $20 bet, but when he came out of retirement he had to fork over some cash. Tannenbaum called his assistant as a joke to remind the rapper of his wager. Tannenbaum later receive a $1,000 delivery.


Jesse Metcalfe went into rehab this morning. The quiet actor who became a Hollywood heartthrob for playing the hot Gardener has decided to get some help for his alcohol abuse. This past weekend the actor went on a drinking binge at the Mondrian hotel and realized it was time to get some help. He should call Britney for some advice!

The New Queen

There is going to be the new queen in town. Emily Blunt is going to star in "The Young Victoria" the movie is going to be produced by Graham King's Initial Entertainment Group and Martin Scorsese,"The Young Victoria" is a historical biography of Queen Victoria's life and her romance with Prince Albert. Emily made a huge impression on Hollywood film makers and producers for her role in "The Devil Wears Prada" , as the assistant to her extremely bitchy boss Miranda. She handled the role very well and became a well respected actress.

Potty Patrol

Even celebs have take care of their own s**t. Naomi Watts was seen walking her dogs in the trendy West Village yesterday, after her dogs did their business she had to handle it on her own. You would think she would get an assistant or someone else to pick up after her little pooches. Goes to show celebrities are just like everyone else.

Jane Magazine asks for cleavage

Working at Jane Magazine may be more than any woman bargained for. The magazine had to cancel an article they were planning called "A Guide to Boobs" after the photographers were going around and asking random employees to bare their chest for the article. Imagine being at work and someone coming up to you and saying hi! I want to take a photo of your boobs. I would be like get the hell out of here! Hmm... I wonder if the photographer was male or female? The article was cancelled because the editor put out a call sheet to have other females apply to have their boobs photographed. 53 women of different shapes and sizes were chosen and it was supposed to be an anonymous shot. When one of the editors assistants came into the shoot and started calling out names she got busted, everything went downhill from there. Naked women were running around and screaming ( a dream for many men) and the magazine had to make a public apology and paid the women there $50 dues.

Celebrities exposed!

The Sports Illustrated party for the annual swimsuit issue was held on Valentine' s Day. Unfortunately for all the party people it was not the best night. The event that was catered by Wolfgang Puck and his staff had some bad news to explain yesterday. One of his assistant chefs was diagnosed with Hepatitis A and may have exposed celebrities with the disease. The health department said that anyone who had consumed raw food that night should get treatment by today in order to avoid getting liver disease. Although the risk is low they are taking every precaution to make sure no one is seriously effected. This was a bad time for this news to come out. If this situation spun out of control it would have been very hard for Wolfgang Puck to regain his reputation. He is a very celebrated chef and this could have ruined his career. It was also so close to the famous Governors Ball held every year after the Academy Awards. That is his signature event and has been catering it for years. Celebrities at the event included Beyonce, who is on the cover, Kanye West, Kenny Chesney, members of Aerosmith, and Gnarles Barkley. What a night even the celebrities that don't get lucky on Valentine's Day still have to suffer the consequences.