Laundry day!

What do you do when you have no clothes to wear? Laundry day is the worst day in the world, you end up sitting around in your old sweats that you have been wearing for years. Then the phone rings and one of your friends want to come visit because they know you are home. You try to avoid your cell phone call but then they call the house and you have to answer because you don't know who is actually calling. Once you answer and hear your friends voice you think to yourself f**ck what do I do now! There is no option to lie and say you are not home because you already answered the house phone. In a panic you run up to your bedroom to see if you can find an outfit that looks somewhat presentable but all you can find is jeans that are way to big for you and a sweatshirt that is clean but has stains all over it. There is 5 minutes to figure out what to do so you decide to throw on a bath robe and pretend that you just got out of the shower. When you hear the doorbell ring it might be a little embarrassing but it is better than greeting your friends in clothes that you have been wearing since you were in high school.

Morning News

Naomi Campbell starts cleaning up today. She reported for her five day sentence early this morning. The super model will be handling a mop and a broom for her community service at a sanitation garage in Manhattan, Campbell was sentenced to community service because she threw a cell phone at her maid. I guess the tables have turned, now she will be the one cleaning up all the mess.

Hard hitting journalist Anderson Cooper did the interview that many people wanted to watch, aninterview with American Idol's Simon Cowell. He asked serious questions like why are you so mean to all of the contestants? and why did you call one of the contestants a "Bush Baby?" Simon has no remorse about being mean to some of the contestants on the show, after all that is a big part of what makes American Idol fun to watch, Viewers wait to see what Simon will say, his snide comments make the show more interesting. With all of the serious interviews Anderson Cooper has done, it is very surprising that he decided to interview Simon Cowell, I guess everyone wants a small piece of Simon Cowell.


Terrence Howard who has been rumored to be dating Naomi Campbell, has a secret desire he was overheard by a NY cab driver saying he wanted someone to pop the zits on my back with their teeth. I mean it is understandable to have a fantasy, but I think if this is true it is taking it a little to far!

How stupid can you be?

An elder women wanted to get some drugs, she grabbed her son's cell phone and tried to call a dealer but instead she called a cop. She was talking to him for a while trying to explain what she wanted and never knew she was talking to a cop.

Super model will be mopping floors.

Oh how the tables have turned. When Naomi Campbell got in trouble for throwing her cell phone at her maid she was court ordered to work for New York's Sanitation Department. Now she is going to be the one mopping floors, She will be working with the Sanitation Department as her community service. She does not know exactly what she is going to be doing but it is not going to be pretty. It seems that she has learned a lesson or at least she is pretending that she did. Naomi said after New York's fall fashion week, she is going to donate and sell a lot of her clothes to charity. She also wants to try something new, and has been thinking about hosting her own television show. Maybe since her and Tyra Banks have made up they could host a show together. I would give them five minutes until they started pulling each others hair out, Now that would make for great television.