Friday, June 15, 2007

Ellen was raised by Drag Queens

Ellen Pompeo said growing up she was practically raised by drag queens and most of her friends were gay, no wonder she has such a good sense of style and is willing to take risks. If she has the support of the gay community she must be doing something right fashion wise.

Is Nicole pregnant?

Nicole Richie might be eating for two, she is allegedly pregnant with Joel Madden's baby. Nicole has gotten extremely skinny so it will be nice to see her actually eating and gaining some baby weight.

Bill's new scandal

Bill Clinton and Shaquille O'Neal have been grouped together in a Las Vegas prostitution case. Bill and Shaq's names were revealed by Las Vegas madam Esperanza Brooks, at least this time Bill is not going through the scandal alone he has Shaquille O'Neal by his side.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Is Paris dumb or is it just an act?


Paris swears she is not dumb she claims it was all an act in order to get some attention. Paris told Barbara Walters that she really is a smart girl but all the publicity she was "surprised" with was purely an act.

Jen as a musician


Jen is trying to develop a movie musical for DreamWorks and is considering taking the leading role, I guess we will all find out soon if Jennifer will be able to sing her heart out.

Britney's new album title



Britney is trying to come up with a name for her new album and was thinking about using a Lohan joke for the title.

Posh TV



Victoria will be coming to your television screen
in mid July, her show Victoria Beckham: Coming to America was supposed to air in six parts but now will be a one hour special July 16, on NBC. This show will allow us to see what Posh and Becks are really like, I just hope they don't turn into the next Nick and Jessica, reality shows have never been kind to the married couples.

The Olsen twins are officially legal



It is official, the Olsen twins have finally turned 21! I wonder which one of them will check into rehab first.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Owen's strip joint ride



Owen needed a lap dance so badly he decided to ride his bike over to the infamous strip club Scores.

Paris' get out of jail party



Paris is waiting for the day she gets out of jail and will be more than willing to pop the champagne. Paris' family is trying to plan a get out of jail party for the heiress in Las Vegas at PURE night club or Hard Rock Hotel and Casino so she can get drunk in a stress free environment without the orange jumpsuit!

Who makes a better girlfriend?


It turns out that Jen's new mystery man is an old boyfriend of Victoria Beckham's friend. Paul Sculfor briefly dated Poshes makeup artist and became friends with Posh. The two were seen having lunch together this past weekend and of course paparazzi jumped to conclusions and assumed they were dating or had once dated. What would Becks have to say about this, i guess he does not have to say anything it was an innocent lunch but I am sure at some point Paul wondered what Posh would have been like as a girlfriend.

John Travolta vs. the gays

The gays are planning to boycott Travolta's film Hairspray, many people feel think that due to Travolta's Scientology background he has not right to portray a drag queen in the film.


Hairspray

Patrick's diaper duty

Patrick is to busy with his new movie Maid of Honor and the new season of Grey's Anatomy he does not even have time to change a diaper. McDreamy is a proud new father of twins Darby and Sullivan but he has been so busy he has not been able to spend as much time with the kids as he would like. It is time for McDreamy to give up the scrubs for a few packages of diapers.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Borat is going to be a dad!


Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher are expecting
their first child together. High Fiiiive!!!!!

Let the battle begin


"Claymates" are at war with each other, the rabid Clay Aiken fans are fighting over the former "Idol" and whether or not he is straight or gay. Clay never discusses his sexual orientation but his fans will always be there to back him up.

How we will never see Kelly Clarkson


Kelly Clarkson says she never wants to get pregnant
because she is not selfless enough to have a child. I guess she will get to keep her body the way it is, lucky girl!

What might have been



One night in the 80's could have made Madonna part of the Kennedy family. Madge did not need the publicity or more of the spotlight she was about to get a taste of a Kennedy. John Jr. and Madonna were about to spend a night together but due to a lack of latex they were never able to enjoy that one night. I wonder if Madonna ever wonders what might have been.

Jamie Lee Curtis blames the mom's

Jamie Lee Curtis blames Lynne Spears, Kathy Hilton, and Dinah Lohan for all of their children's problems. Curtis thinks the parents did not do enough to help their kids and that is why Britney, Lindsay, and Paris are on a downward spiral.

Barbara spills the beans on Paris

Barbara Walters shared the details of a conversation she had over the weekend with Paris Hilton on The View this morning. Paris talked about what life in jail is like, and how she is very depressed about being sent back. Walters who is a Hilton family friend has full confidence that Paris will get through this rough patch in life and come out of it a better person.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Lord of the Rings stars get screwed


The stars of Lord of the Rings are getting very angry because they are getting screwed out of almost $5 million in royalties. The cast signed contracts stating they were to get 5 percent of all the merchandise, but so far they have not seen a penny. I don't know what these actors are complaining about, it is not like they are broke and desperately need the money.