Monday, April 9, 2007

Morning News


Oil Heir Brandon Davis forced his way into a Details magazine party. He was not on the guest list and threw a fit when he was denied access to the party. He begged the doorman to find Greek Shipping Heir Stavos Niarchos so he could vouch for him. When Stavros was found he begged people to tell Davis he was not there. Brandon made such a fuss at the door andwas eventually let in. Stavros went up to the Details editor and sincerely apologized for Davis' actions. All the money in the world still can't get you into a party, maybe Brandon should stop calling people "fire crotch" that might help him out a little bit.

Happy Easter! At least for Kevin and Britney it was. The two have been divorced for a week and they have completely switched roles. Kevin is the hardcore party animal and Britney is trying to be is the stay at home mom. Kevin spent Easter weekend in Las Vegas with his buddies, got drunk, went to a strip club then decided to drive home to spend Easter with his kids. Britney did the complete opposite, she spent Sunday afternoon at the Laker game then indulged herself in some retail therapy. If Britney was shopping and Kevin was on his way back from Vegas, what did their kids do? I hope they got to see the Easter Bunny!

Friday, April 6, 2007

Daily Recap

  • If there was one thing Kate Beckinsalecould change about herself it would be her boobs. She wants a bigger chest! She said she would love to be Queen Latifah for a day so she could run up and down the stairs and feel what it is like to have boobs that bounce.
  • The boys of "Entourage" are coming back on Sunday. I wonder if Ari will still be Vince's manager, one thing is for sure I can't wait to find out!




  • Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler allegedly made a sex tape. The word has been leaked to the tabloids that there maybe a candid tape of Lauren and her ex boyfriend Jason. She blatently denies the rumor and says they never made a tape. Jason says he maybe thinking about selling it before he goes to the slammer. I guess we will see who is telling the truth soon enough.



  • It is time to hit the theaters. Three new releases are coming out this weekend and there is something for everyone. "Grindhouse" will probably be the favorite this weekend because it is directed by Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. "The Reaping" is a biblical thriller about a small town being cursed by the 10 biblical plagues, and "Are We Done Yet," the family comedy with Ice Cube and Nia Long about a newlywed couple who take their kids to the suburbs for a better life. When they get there they realize the house they bought needs a little sprucing up. There is something for everyone, It is a great weekend to hit the movies.

Time to go to the movies

Three new movies are coming to a theater near you. "Grindhouse," "The Reaping,and" Are We Done Yet," are three films that are sure to please every one's personal taste.

"GRINDHOUSE" is the Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez film that has two movies in one. "Death Proof" which is about a psycho stuntman who tries kill beautiful women with his car, and "Planet Terror" is about a sheriffs department who tries to take on a murderous zombie army.

"Grindhouse"




"The Reaping" is about a former christian missionary who investigates a small town that seems to be suffering from the 10 biblical plagues.

"The Reaping"



"Are We Done Yet" is a family comedy about a Nick (Ice Cube) and Suzanne (Nia Long) who decide to move to the suburbs to start a better life for the kids. When they get into their new dream home it was a lot more than they expected. Everything is falling apart (literally) so Nick decides to take a crack at fixing it. A guy that has no idea what to do with a hammer always makes for great comedy

"Are We Done Yet"

Lauren may be the new Paris

People might be able to see more of Lauren than they had bargained for. Allegedly "The Hills" Star Lauren Conrad may have made a sex tape with ex boyfriend Jason Wahler. She says there is not tape, but others are saying that Wahler, who is on his way to jail for getting in a fight, wanted to sell the tape before he goes to the slammer. Lauren swears there is no tape and said she made a horrible decision for going out with a guy like him.

The boys are back

The boys are coming back. The Season premiere of HBO's hit show "Entourage" airs Sunday night at 10:00. Vince maybe looking for a new agent, Eric freaks out until Vince gets and agent, Turtle is trying to hook up with as many girls as he can, Drama, well he is Drama what more is their to say, and Ari is battling it out with a new agent in town who is trying to take Vince away. Check out a preview for the new season of "Entourage"

"Entourage"

Kate wants to be "Queen" for a day

Even a beautiful close to perfect girl has vanity issues. Kate Beckinsale wants bigger boobs. She has an infatuation with enlarging her chest, if she could she said she would want Queen Latifah's chest for a day. She used to hate her feet but after her husband told her she had the most attractive feet he had ever seen, she fell in love with them to. Now her only problem is her chest, but she should get over it she is an unbelievable beautiful girl! I guess every girl wants what they can't have.

Morning news

Halle Berry is finally happy! After a statement she made about the thought of committing suicide made the papers she has been inundated with questions. She said now she is so happy and is finally at the right place in her life. She no longer considers the thought of ending her life. She has a new boyfriend and is happily in love. Her new movie "Perfect Stranger" comes out next week and she is very busy doing press junkets. She is keeping herself very busy and has the support of all of her friends.


Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieiber are getting married. The couple planned to marry after their child was born, but have decided to tie the knot before the baby comes into the world. They do not want to have an illegitimate child. They plan to have a small ceremony in Sydney,Australia and a large reception in the states for all their friends and family after the baby is born.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Daily Recap

  • What is going on with "American Idol"all of the good singers are leaving and all of the pretty people who can not sing are staying! I don't get it.
  • Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have become friends, who knew that would happen! Aftet all of the teenage drama with Aaron Carter they found their way past it. The question is where is Aaron?
  • Heidi got a boob job, I am sure Spencer is happy! For all of the fans of "The Hills" are you really surprised?

Heidi got bigger!

Heidi 's boobs have gotten bigger. It is confirmed that "The Hills" star Heidi Montag got breast implanets. She went in for two procedures at once. Breast implants and Rhinoplasty surgeries all in one! How does a tiny body take that many needles, I hope Spencer was by her side.

He's just not that into you

The popular phrase that became a phenomenon from "Sex and the City" is coming to the big screen. The Writers of the popular HBO series Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccilo wrote the popular book He's Just Not That Into You. It was the bible to women everywhere about learning the basic concepts of why a guy is just not interested. It helped save a lot of time and heartbreak for women everywhere. The phrase which brought on the phenomenon of the book became popular when Miranda was asking Carrie's boyfriend Jack Burger for some advice on an episode of "Sex and the City" Burger told Miranda, in the nicest possible way, that the guy she was dating was just not that in to her. After that episode women everywhere had an epiphany. There were not as many late night phone calls or waiting for days to have some guy they met call them back. It was a sense of relief and closure for a woman to find a way to move on. The book is being adapted for the big screen. Drew Barrymore's production company Flower Film's is making the movie. The self help book that created a stir is back once again to give hope to women all over the world.

Jennifer never wants to be a waif

Jennifer Lopez never wants to be thin. Her career was based on her talent and her body. Many women loved the fact that she had an ass. She likes being a woman and does not want that to change, she enjoys her butt and her boobs and could never see herself becoming a size zero like many other female artists are. She likes eating and does not want to deprive herself of McDonald's or the occasional comfort food. She eats what she wants and balances it out by working with a personal trainer two or three times a week. Good for her it is always nice to see a woman with a healthy appetite!

Joggers beware!

A drunken volunteer fireman got busted for walking around in a public park in a woman's bikini and blond wig. Sounds crazy but it is true. The fireman was charged with drunken driving and after the cops got an anonymous call about a drunk man. It is good to know who is out there helping save lives, god forbid he tried to run into a burning building!

No more drama


Lindsay and Hilary are friends. The pair who have had a long time feud over Aaron Carter have finally made up. They have been seen out dancing and gossiping with each other in different LA Clubs. Hilary had a run in with her ex Joel Madden and Nicole Richie the other night fortunately she had Lindsay by her side. It is nice to know these little party girls can get past the drama, hopefully no one starts calling Hilary "fire crotch!"

"Idol" makes no sense!


"American Idol" is starting to get a little bit ridiculous, people who can sing are getting voted off and people who are somewhat awful singers but look pretty get to stay? What is America coming to, the whole show seems like it could be fixed for Sanjaya Malakar. It is truly astonishing that this kid is still on the show, I mean he is cute and a little nutty, and as we all know he is definitely not afraid to alter his look. Unfortunately the boy CAN'T SING! Last night one of the best performers on the show, Gina Glocksen, got sent home. She had an amazing voice but had a rock chic look. I guess that was not the look American wanted for its next "American Idol." Sanjaya's pony hawk is a much better alternative! I don't get it...... Let's see what other talented kid gets voted off next week's show.

Reese's new guy

Wouldn't you love to be Reese Witherspoon! She gets to date the hottest guys in Hollywood, although her previous marriage to Ryan Philippe fell apart she still got to be married to him for a little while. Now she has moved on to one of the hottest young Hollywood stars, she is allegedly dating Jake Gyllenhall. They have been seen around Los Angeles and New York together. They are trying to keep their public appearances very low key but the paparazzi keeps catching them. Jake maybe be a better balance for Reese. He is not a huge party guy and likes to stay home and do quiet normal things like cook and watch movies. They could ultimately turn out to be one of the cutest young Hollywood couples ever.

Daily News

Angelina wants to get another kid. She wants to balance out the races in her house, he now has two Vietnamese children (Pax and Maddox.) But that is not enough for her Brangelina are getting ready to adopt another African American child from Chad in order to make her adopted daughter Zahara feel better about growing up in their household. Angelina did not want her to feel alienated for being the only African American in the family. If the adoption papers go through, Brangelina could be bringing another child home this summer. The tabloids are turning on the couple because with their past three adoptions, they have given photograph rights to People Magazine. UsWeekly, Star, and other weekly magazines. All of the magazines are so fed up with People getting all of the rights, that they have turned on the couple and are making fun of them and berating Angelina's actions as a mother.

Lindsay Lohan is going to be all over the place, as if we don't already see her face enough! She has signed a new modeling contract for Jill Stuart. Lindsay brought a lot of success for Miu Miu earlier this year and another designer wants her to do it again. Lindsay will start filming promotional ads this week in Japan. I am sure her face will be plastered all over every magazine very soon.




Crack the Champagne! Jay-Z is getting ready to partner up with the champagne label Ace of Spades. He was in talks to partner up with High End champagne favorite Louis Roederer Cristal, But Jay-Z did not like the fact that the company pulled away from all of their hip hop Cristal lovers. If it was not for people like Jay-Z and Diddy Cristal would not be as popular as they are now. They made a big mistake because with Jay-z and other hip hoppers backing up Ace of Spades, Cristal is going to have a lot of competition.

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Daily Recap

  • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are going strong, they have tried to stay out of the spotlight for a while but now they have no shame in showing their affection. They have been spotted at some Hollywood hot spots fully enjoying each other's company.
  • Adam Sandler decided to go back to doing comedy. After his serious role in "Reign Over Me" he decided to star in a Walt Disney Picture titled "Bedtime Stories."
  • A star from the MTV hit reality show "The Hills" has a lot more to love. The infamous Heidi, who somewhat lost her best friend Lauren Conrad, has had a breast implant. Heidi's boyfriend (Spencer) who broke up the best friend bond must be happy to have more of Heidi to hold on to.
  • Bernie Mac is transforming his big screen hit "Guess Who" to the small screen. He is set to remake his hit movie into a television show for NBC which is called "Welcome to the Family."
  • Joel is a gentleman, at least his girlfriends should think so. His ex Hilary Duff and his current girl Nicole Richie should be very happy to know that they won't get slammed by the Good Charlotte front man. Joel does not like to discuss his private relationships with the public. It is nice to know that there are still some good guys out there.

Joel is a gentleman


Joel Madden is such a gentleman. He never says anything good or bad about his relationships. He likes to keep things simple so he does not get put in gossip situations like Britney and Kevin, or Paris and the boyfriend she has at the time do. Now that he is dating Nicole Richie they are always followed by paparazzi and get many candid pictures of the couple, they are splashed all over entertainment magazines. He is constantly asked about his relationship with Nicole and his previous relationship with Hilary Duff and decided never to give candid details about his relationships. It is nice to know there are still some good guys out there.

"Guess Who" is coming to NBC

Bernie Mac is creating a new series for NBC titled "Welcome to the Family." It is a small screen version of his hit comedy "Guess Who." "Welcome to the Family" is about a couple who gets engaged and goes to meet each others family for the first time, the spouses to be are from completely different ethnic and cultural backgrounds. With Bernie Mac starring it will definitely be a new hit comedy for NBC

Heidi gets bigger

Spencer has more of Heidi to love. It was reported that Heidi got breast implants after the season finale of "The Hills." She said she always wanted to do it, and did not want to make a big deal out of it. She has been in a layout for Stuff magazine, and is trying her hand as a singer. She is going to be photographed a lot and wanted to feel better about herself. She was not everyone's biggest fan on the show because of the way she treated her best friend Lauren. They were best friends but there was a lot of friction between them because of Heidi's relationship with Spencer Pratt. Heidi ended up moving in with Spencer and left Lauren behind. They are no longer friends, but in LA you never know what can happen.

Sandler is back in comedy

Adam Sandler is headed back to comedy. After his serious role in the popular film "Reign on Me," in which he plays a man who lost his entire family on 9/11, he decided to try to make his fans laugh again. Sandler will star in "Bedtime Stories" the film will be about a real estate developer (Sandler) whose life is suddenly flipped upside down when the crazy bedtime stories he tells his niece and nephew start to come true. The film is a Walt Disney Pictures film, and it is Sandler's first time doing a Disney picture.

Kate and Owen Going strong

Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are better than ever. They have been trying to keep a low profile with their relationship, but were caught on camera many times by all of the paparazzi. They have been traveling a lot and were recently together in Australia where Kate was filming her new movie "Fools Gold." Now that they are back from Australia the couple decided to take their relationship to the next level. They are no longer trying to keep a low profile, and want everyone to see that they are really into each other. At a recent lunch at the popular celebrity hangout out The Ivy, the couple were all over each other. Any guy that has Kate Hudson sitting on their lap is extremely lucky, of course Owen can't keep his hands off of her.

Morning News

Kate Moss is getting shut out. The super model has been on FHM's 100 sexiest women since the list was created. The contest is ending next week, and it does not seem like she is going to make the cut. With all the negativity that has surrounded her recently with her drug problem and her physical appearance the spokesmen for the magazine don't think she is worthy of being on the top 100 list.




Paris may be getting in trouble for making fun of herself. She decided to appear on and MTV sketch comedy show "ShortCircuitz" which is executive produced by Paris' friend Nick Cannon. Unfortunately no one will ever be able to see it. The sketch which features "What will Paris do" bracelets pokes fun at her situation for driving with a suspended license. She gets out of the car and starts grinding a cop in order to get out of being arrested. Paris' lawyers threatened to sue the network if the skit was not pulled from the show, because the think Paris is not taking the situation seriously and could cause more harm than humor for the socialite.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Sanjaya rules!!!!!

Last night on "American Idol" Sanjaya danced his butt off for the judges. He went as far as going up to the judges table and grabbing Paula to dance with him. The judges do not understand why people keep voting for this crazy kid who changes his look every week. The judges, especially Simon, don't understand why America thinks Sanjaya should be the next "American Idol," but they can't do anything about it. America is voting and they are all clearly voting for crazy Sanjaya.

Daily Recap

Eva is ready to get married! I wonder who will buy the pics for her wedding to Tony Parker in Paris. I am betting it will either go to UsWeekly or People magazine.

Mandy Moore
is coming back She is releasing her new album "Wild Hope" on May 8th. After two breaks one of her foot and the other from DJ AM, this could be her lucky streak. I I hope she has success with her new album!

All of the drama that has surrounded Heather Mills from her recent divorce from Paul McCartney may be working in her favor. She has been receiving a lot of support from her fans for her performance on "Dancing With The Stars." It just shows eventually it might pay to be a bitch for trying to get money from your ex.

There will always be drama between best friends but on the season finale of "The Hills" it is the end all of a long lasting relationship. Heidi and Lauren are done and Spencer won!

Drama in "The Hills"


For everyone that has been watching the hit reality show "The Hills" we all know about the drama between Spencer, Heidi, and Lauren. Last night on the season finale of the hit MTV reality show Heidi moved out with her boyfriend Spencer much to Lauren's dismay. This past season has been about all the problems Spencer has caused between his girlfriend and her friends Lauren and Audrina. Last night at the MTV live after party for "The Hills" Heidi was a no show. She decided to stay home with Spencer who was not invited to the party. Spencer has accomplished his goal and has split up his girlfriend with her long time best friend Lauren. It was somewhat inevitable that it would happen, and it finally did. On the live after party show Lauren was asked about her relationship with Heidi and said that they were no longer friends. I guess even with celebrities there is still a lot of drama between best friends. Maybe she should talk to Paris and Nicole to see how the situation could be resolved. At least Lauren has Brody Jenner to fall back on!

Heather gets support from her fans

Heather Mills is getting fans to back her up instead of slam her. The "Dancing With The Stars" Favorite has received a lot of support from fans of the show. People called into Ryan Seacrest's radio show to give her support and tell her that she did not deserve all the back lash that came along with her divorce from Paul McCartney. Fans think she is a strong performer and is showing her true self on the show. It must be nice for her to know that she actually has support from people and it is not just a collective bet to see when her prosthetic leg is going to go flying into one of the judges faces.

Mandy's back

Everyone goes a little crazy sometimes. This time it is Mandy Moore, the shy little pop princess is all grown up now and has been in the tabloids a lot lately because of her relationship with DJ AM and the latest release of her movie "Because I Said So." She was doing a photo shoot last month for Self magazine and as she was jumping off of a boat she fractured her ankle when she hit the water. She has a new album coming out soon so maybe her luck will change with the anticipated release of "Wild Hope" which will be out on May 8.

Paris wedding

Eva Longoria is all ready to marry her basketball superstar boyfriend Tony Parker. She said the plans for the wedding are going great and she can't wait to get to Paris to start her wedding celebration. The couple are set to wed on July 7. She is very excited and can't wait to start her life with him.

Morning News

Scary Spice welcomed a new addition into her family this morning. She gave birth to her second child which is a girl. The baby has yet to be named but has already caused a lot of controversy. Melanie Brown (aka Scary Spice) swears that the childs father is her ex boyfriend Eddie Murphy. She had made this claim a few months ago but Murphy swears he is not the father. The only way to know is by taking a blood test now that the child has been born.


Director of the new film "Grindhouse" Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowen allegedly had an affair on the set of the film that has caused his marriage to fall apart. They tried to keep it discreet but everyone said it was the worst kept secret on the set. "Grindhouse" Directed by Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino. The graphic film has Rose McGowen, who plays a stripper, replace one of her legs with a machine gun to battle flesh eating zombies. Sounds a little crazy but after all it is a Quentin Tarantino film.

Grindhouse



Avril Lavigne went after Britney in an interview she did with the British newspaper The Sun she claimed that Britney's meltdown was her own fault. She can not handle the pressure of being a celebrity and her meltdown was a part of that. Avril is definately not the ultimate role model to be going after Britney. She has been known to kick a guy where it counts and has spit in her fans faces. Maybe she should start giving Britney more advice, apparently she thinks her actions seem to work better.

Monday, April 2, 2007

Daily Recap

Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards was all about the slime. All of the celebrities got slimed including dancing host Justin Timberlake.



Rosie O'Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck are truly friends! Elisabeth said they are definately political rivals but in the end they are truly friends. Maybe Elisabeth will be willing to take over some of the flack that Rosie gets for all of her comments.



Donald Trump was able to save his hair. After his bet with WWE owner Vince McMahon The Donald was spared his famous lockes.




Rosie did it again. Her new rival is Bill O'Reilly. He said she should be fired from ABC and she of course could not handle it, and fired right back. Oh Rosie! When will it ever stop?

Rosie has a new feud!


Rosie got a taste of her own medicine. Bill O'Reilly claimed that Rosie should be fired from ABC. Of course she got defensive and compared him to a character in George Orwell's "1984." It is no surprise that she is getting a lot of backlash for all the comments she has made on "The View" in the past but this time she may have gone a little to far. Rosie and Joy Behar made a comment about a sex scandal that O'Reilly was allegedly involved in and were told to can it from the show because if they did Bill would go after every host on the popular day time talk show.

Rosie and Elisabeth are friends

Rosie and Elisabeth truly are friends. After Rosie made her cry backstage on "The View" they have decided to squash all the rumors that they do not get along. Elisabeth said on the show they are definitely political rivals but in reality they are good friends and keep in touch with each other throughout the day. I think Elisabeth is just too scared to have another confrontation with Rosie on the show, maybe she should send her quarterback husband Tim Hasselbeck after her.
If you missed why Rosie and Elisabeth did not get a long watch it below.


Rosie makes Elisabeth cry

Trump saved his hair!

We are all going to have to live with the Trumpster's hair forever. WWE owner Vince McMahon and Donald Trump placed a bet on "Battle of The Billionaires" Sunday night. They had two wrestlers battling on their behalf in order to raise some money for various charities. The two placed a bet stating that whoever lost would have to shave their head on television. Well last night Trump won so he does not have to touch his famous lockes that "bring him luck."

Slime Time

Justin Timberlake hosted the 20th annual Kids Choice Awards on Nickelodeon Saturday. As part of the ritual of being host you get slimed. Every celebrity host tries to find a way to avoid it but it always happens to them. The awards show which is dedicated to the younger generation brought out stars such as Tobey Maguire, Steve Carrel, and Adam Sandler. There were many musical performances by Gwen Stefani, Justin Timberlake, The Black Eye Peas, and many others. If you missed Saturday's show watch some of the celebrities get slimed below.

Kids Choice Awards

Morning News

Paris' face is plastered all over storage ads. She did not know that ads of her with Tinkerbell were on kiosks all over the city to endorse mini storage units. The slogan for the ad says "Your closet is so shallow" it makes Paris look deep and thoughtful, but obviously she is not because she had no idea that these ads existed.


Bon Jovi is going to get his hands dirty tomorrow. He is going to help finish building an energy efficient condominium complex in Brooklyn. Tomorrow's ceremony is going to be hosted by Habitat for Humanity and "Force For Global Good." Once the complex is finished it will be rented to families with low income. I am sure the girls are going to flock to Brooklyn to watch Bon Jovi with a hammer.