
Jessica Biel gets what she wants, and was pronounced to be extremely hot! Jessica has it all she has Justin Timberlake, the perfect body, and a few coveted upcoming film roles. With all she has going on everything about her is extremely hot.






If Heidi Montag did not know how to swim her boobs would save her. "The Hills" star hit the beach with her boyfriend Spencer Pratt and showed off her new plastic body. Heidi's boobs are huge and perky, when she hits the beach she brings her built in floatation devices with her. Spencer must be so happy to have his own personal raft for their beach excursions.
Even Adam Brody has a fat day, he was shopping at Chip & Peppers Jeans in New York and would not try on a pair of jeans because he "having a fat day." If Adam Brody who is known as the skinny dorky comic loving dude from "The O.C." is having a fat day than I just give up on getting thin, I might as well go the opposite direction and eat a box of donuts, then I can truly say I am having a fat day.
Eve got busted for driving drunk, on April 26 she crashed her Maserati into a cement divider on Hollywood Boulevard. she was arrested at the time and got bailed out by her manager. Eve has to go to court on May 17th and if she is guilty she will have to pay $1,000 fine and might have to spend six months in jail. Maybe Eve and Paris can be cell roomies and do a little collaboration on getting drunk and going to jail, now that is a song that I would love to hear!
Chris Richardson said he knew he was leaving "Idol" this week. The JT look alike said it would have been between him and Blake Lewis and was happy to go home for him. The two "Idol" contestants became best friends, they party together and built a really strong relationship. I would not feel too bad for Chris, I am sure he will get signed by some record company and he has "Hills" star Lauren Conrad to comfort him through this horrible time. Les Deux anyone!
Justin Timberlake has found a new fling. Justin has been spotted holding hands and snuggling up to hottie Jessica Biel. They walked into a party together holding hands and were making out a lot. It is funny the way things work out. Justin and Jessica's exes are also dating each other. Justin briefly dated Scarlett Johanssen after she appeared in one of his videos. Jessica had a brief fling with Ryan Reynolds, after his break up from long time girlfriend Alanis Morissette. Now Scarlett and Ryan are dating. Hollywood is like a revolving circle of hook ups you never know who's ex you will get next.
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